Valtis Thermalion > as someone put it, "The roleplay irony here is huge. The Amarr, the only faction to be ruled by a monarch and theoretically as technologically advanced as the Caldari, have collapsed into civil war. Meanwhile the Minmatar, whose boats are held together by duct-tape and hate, are triumphing along with their French allies"
<renn> but you were probably still in diapers when hammer pants cant touch this
<renn> younglings
<renn> I was conquering suburban pussy
<LuigiThirty> so you were 4 years old and shooting cats with BB guns
<renn> younglings
<renn> I was conquering suburban pussy
<LuigiThirty> so you were 4 years old and shooting cats with BB guns
<Oleandra> where is boo?
<xmvxthen00b> Beds
<Oleandra> bah
<^ichi^_> amber, she's docked with bed
<Oleandra> :
<Oleandra> then why aren't you docked with her?
* ^ichi^_ snrk
<xmvxthen00b> o.O
<Oleandra> wait...that came out wrong
<Oleandra> >.<
<^ichi^_> haha
<xmvxthen00b> Beds
<Oleandra> bah
<^ichi^_> amber, she's docked with bed
<Oleandra> :
<Oleandra> then why aren't you docked with her?
* ^ichi^_ snrk
<xmvxthen00b> o.O
<Oleandra> wait...that came out wrong
<Oleandra> >.<
<^ichi^_> haha
Novus Morningstar > Where should I go for jobs after the tutorial?
jimbojonesowns > mc donalds
jimbojonesowns > mc donalds
Rodger Wilcoe > better not be slowboating clin, I am coming up your arse =P
Rodger Wilcoe > ....and that sounded so wrong
Clinically > reach around?
Rodger Wilcoe > ....and that sounded so wrong
Clinically > reach around?
Gen Kumon > ...wow.
Gen Kumon > Doing a google search on my name showed me that I'm apparently for sale for "100 EVE Gold" on an ISK selling website, and that I'm a "simple item".
Gen Kumon > Doing a google search on my name showed me that I'm apparently for sale for "100 EVE Gold" on an ISK selling website, and that I'm a "simple item".
chris lares > Extremely valuable gas clouds have been discovered in the Pegasus constellation which have been created by c4w3's giant ass.
CrayC > Anyone got a mega and docked?
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
Weeka > we have to find a way to turn stupidity into energy
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
idolmicko > was talkin to a friend of mine last night. He's a prison guard...a con asked him why he's so fat...
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)