Jager88 > ever get to that point if u answer one more question you'll pop?
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
Valerius points out he has 7 presents for Omee that still needs delivery
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
goober6644 > anyone want to give a poor guy 10 mil?
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it
Sovereign533 > my rl friend made his wife mine when he was at work...
Frederick Gerhard > rotfl
The Apocalypse > he made his wife yours? wtf
Safour > lol
Jelmer > Sharing is caring.... ehm....
Svetlanna > kinky
Cmdr FlipFlop > lol...yea
Jelmer > Very, actually
Frederick Gerhard > rotfl
The Apocalypse > he made his wife yours? wtf
Safour > lol
Jelmer > Sharing is caring.... ehm....
Svetlanna > kinky
Cmdr FlipFlop > lol...yea
Jelmer > Very, actually
Jachob > i can now say i can fly any T1 frig in the game
Giaq Doon > Hell of an acalade, there Jachob...
Lord Benaal > well done mate
Lord Benaal > you now know the word Noob in all languages
Lord Benaal > :oP
Giaq Doon > lol!!
Giaq Doon > Hell of an acalade, there Jachob...
Lord Benaal > well done mate
Lord Benaal > you now know the word Noob in all languages
Lord Benaal > :oP
Giaq Doon > lol!!
Leindo > Press X if you see this message
Azia Burgi > Y
Khellias > Z
Azia Burgi > Y
Khellias > Z
Therion Darkstar > 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Therion Darkstar > ????
Therion Darkstar > whos touching my ammo?
Oyabun Nobunaga > oh thats a pleasant message
Xelcir > It was my Girly alt... she was curious... sorry
Therion Darkstar > goddamn...
Therion Darkstar > i told her to stay away from my charges...
Oyabun Nobunaga > must have been the shapes that confused her
Xelcir > What can i say... she's really impulsive...
Therion Darkstar > ????
Therion Darkstar > whos touching my ammo?
Oyabun Nobunaga > oh thats a pleasant message
Xelcir > It was my Girly alt... she was curious... sorry
Therion Darkstar > goddamn...
Therion Darkstar > i told her to stay away from my charges...
Oyabun Nobunaga > must have been the shapes that confused her
Xelcir > What can i say... she's really impulsive...
Nanja > hey byl
Bylator > see youve fucked our pos up
Bylator > thanks
Nanja > it was nothing :)
Nanja > i sent a mail to some of your corp members
Nanja > some conditions to prevent the boom
Nanja > i do hope they accept
Bylator > such as
Nanja > 400 mil isk
Nanja > i'm sure thats nothing for a corp like yours
Nanja > but thats all its worth
Bylator > well its not up to me but id say go f**k yourself .. however....
Bylator > cuz if we pay once then im sure you wouldnt leave us alone
Nanja > hey i get 400 mil either way
Nanja > if i blow it up the labs and hangars and stuff are worth 400 mil you see
Bylator > exactly, thats why i wouldnt pay
Nanja > i'm giving you the chance to save the 350 mil isk tower
Bylator > then when we set up again , back you'd come
Nanja > i've been pretty honourable in my past ...
Nanja > i'm not a total jackass you know
Nanja > i'm a pirate , not a griefer
Nanja > sure every pirate is partially a griefer but i'm in it for the money
Bylator > see youve fucked our pos up
Bylator > thanks
Nanja > it was nothing :)
Nanja > i sent a mail to some of your corp members
Nanja > some conditions to prevent the boom
Nanja > i do hope they accept
Bylator > such as
Nanja > 400 mil isk
Nanja > i'm sure thats nothing for a corp like yours
Nanja > but thats all its worth
Bylator > well its not up to me but id say go f**k yourself .. however....
Bylator > cuz if we pay once then im sure you wouldnt leave us alone
Nanja > hey i get 400 mil either way
Nanja > if i blow it up the labs and hangars and stuff are worth 400 mil you see
Bylator > exactly, thats why i wouldnt pay
Nanja > i'm giving you the chance to save the 350 mil isk tower
Bylator > then when we set up again , back you'd come
Nanja > i've been pretty honourable in my past ...
Nanja > i'm not a total jackass you know
Nanja > i'm a pirate , not a griefer
Nanja > sure every pirate is partially a griefer but i'm in it for the money
Brackman > 3 WTs in soba?
Valandril > nope
Valandril > that was the last one
Valandril > and he just elft ;p
Brackman > he grew pointy ears, learned to shoot with a bow and became as light as a feather? .O
Valandril > nope
Valandril > that was the last one
Valandril > and he just elft ;p
Brackman > he grew pointy ears, learned to shoot with a bow and became as light as a feather? .O
Helmut Meatsuit > holy crap this agent is a fucking retard
Helmut Meatsuit > sends me 4 jumps away to get a single m3 of oxygen
Helmut Meatsuit > she'd get more oxygen if I just farted in her office
Helmut Meatsuit > sends me 4 jumps away to get a single m3 of oxygen
Helmut Meatsuit > she'd get more oxygen if I just farted in her office