Kale Ryoko > You tell a woman you're impotent and they'll want to prove you wrong.
Tulor > what's up guys?
Static Ga'lraith >the exact opposite direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial body, Tulor
Static Ga'lraith >the exact opposite direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial body, Tulor
SuperMarine > cry me a fucken river
Squirrel > if i do will u drown in it?
Squirrel > if i do will u drown in it?
Squelch > Nat really should clean up her bio...
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
korkomalt1986 > БЛЯЯЯЯ, МЫ все умрем))))
Theo Samaritan > i do not need to understand cyrillic to know a YARRR when i see one.
Theo Samaritan > i do not need to understand cyrillic to know a YARRR when i see one.
Djana Libra > i otta make a list of ships and modules i need n then let my wife play for a day, she likes shopping a lot more than me
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Ando Mevoran > for crying out loud, WHERE DID ALL THIS LAG COME FROM?
Ando Mevoran > it was fine ten minutes ago
Iulian Janus > I logged on?
Ando Mevoran > Iulian Janus, bringer of lag
Ando Mevoran > that's the new horseman of the apocalypse for the digital age right there
Ando Mevoran > war, pestilence, famine, death and lag
Iulian Janus > On a slow horse I ride
Ando Mevoran > it was fine ten minutes ago
Iulian Janus > I logged on?
Ando Mevoran > Iulian Janus, bringer of lag
Ando Mevoran > that's the new horseman of the apocalypse for the digital age right there
Ando Mevoran > war, pestilence, famine, death and lag
Iulian Janus > On a slow horse I ride
Dr Moogle > maps are for the weak
Renosance > thinking is for the weak...
Dr Moogle > real men dont look at the map, they explore until they find what they want
Wolfgang Yip > which is why when man found america they thought it was india
Wolfgang Yip > use the bloody map, lol
Renosance > thinking is for the weak...
Dr Moogle > real men dont look at the map, they explore until they find what they want
Wolfgang Yip > which is why when man found america they thought it was india
Wolfgang Yip > use the bloody map, lol
Catharacta > Anyone know a good Phoenix setup to solo level 4s?
Ethaet > phoenix? lol
Ethaet > 3 light missile launchers, a capital beam laser
Ethaet > web, 3 scrams, 2 small hull reps, 1mn ab
Ethaet > 5 stabs
Ethaet > phoenix? lol
Ethaet > 3 light missile launchers, a capital beam laser
Ethaet > web, 3 scrams, 2 small hull reps, 1mn ab
Ethaet > 5 stabs