chris lares > Extremely valuable gas clouds have been discovered in the Pegasus constellation which have been created by c4w3's giant ass.
CrayC > Anyone got a mega and docked?
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
Weeka > we have to find a way to turn stupidity into energy
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
idolmicko > was talkin to a friend of mine last night. He's a prison guard...a con asked him why he's so fat...
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
OutofAshesI > so how much powergrid does 10 mw provide?
ISD Arooga > Outof - about 10Mw
ISD Arooga > Outof - about 10Mw
Lexx Phoebus > there was semen found in the victem's mouth
Fortune Mitford > The truth
Fortune Mitford > is always
Fortune Mitford > Hard to Swallow
Fortune Mitford > The truth
Fortune Mitford > is always
Fortune Mitford > Hard to Swallow
Blyre > Getting out of my marriage was easier than this conversation
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Yorlock > lol damn.... Yorlock > woops, gist fitted farmer CNR just jumped into Tama
Yorlock > nourv local went from 138 to 79 in under 30 sec after i posted that
Yorlock > nourv local went from 138 to 79 in under 30 sec after i posted that
Mr Bright > You are outnumbered, Spartan. The thousand armies of the shade decent upon you. Earth, and water, this is all the godking jester demands!
Mr Bright > Our drones, will blot out the sun.
Masia > never was one for the sun
Mr Bright > Our drones, will blot out the sun.
Masia > never was one for the sun