Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
Gella Darru > a corp mate said he would go out mining fuel for our POS the other day, then i watched the killtracker and he had taken out a BS and smartbombed 5 ice miners and taken their loot with an alt
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
heretycs: No problem man, we all derp at times.
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kiba Lutrova > what helps you lock on faster
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Ryyft > dunno, how do atoms or even smaller thingamajigs equal reality?
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."
Ariana DeSoto > time for a smoke. dont say anything funny until i get back
Brock Nelson > quick, someone say something funny
Brock Nelson > even better; just pretend i did and we all laugh
Brock Nelson > and when ariana comes back...
Brandon Tsero > lol okay okay sounds like a plan.
Jan VanRijkdom > excellent
Brock Nelson > lol
Brock Nelson > that's fucking hilarious
Brandon Tsero > okay so.. Lets WAIT.
Jan VanRijkdom > smithers
Jan VanRijkdom > LAWL!
Jan VanRijkdom > wait, too soon?
Brock Nelson > LOL
Brock Nelson > never too soon
Jan VanRijkdom > yesss
Brandon Tsero > trolollol
Brock Nelson > rofl
Brandon Tsero > bahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > zomgwtfbbglol
Brandon Tsero > zomglollolllol
Jan VanRijkdom > *zomgwtfbbqlol
Brandon Tsero > blahajkmidnfdngnjdflol
Jan VanRijkdom > Brock, you are so freaking hilarious!!!!
Brock Nelson > HOLY SHIT, I KNOW BRO!!!
Brandon Tsero > dude! You're killing me man! hahahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > Its almost TOO MUCH!!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > I JUST WET MY PANTS!!!
Brock Nelson > LOL
Jan VanRijkdom > ARIANA'S MISSING EVERYTHING!!!
Brock Nelson > fuck that goon
Brock Nelson > he's too good for my joke
Brandon Tsero > that goon deserved to miss this whole conversation.
Jan VanRijkdom > youre right
Ariana DeSoto > fuck you guys, i had to scroll up too make sure :)
Brock Nelson > lol
Jan VanRijkdom > hahahah!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > yessss
Brandon Tsero > bahahahahhaha
Brandon Tsero > lols
Brandon Tsero > brock!
Jan VanRijkdom > successful plan executed
Brandon Tsero > your plan worked!
Brock Nelson > yep
Brock Nelson > quick, someone say something funny
Brock Nelson > even better; just pretend i did and we all laugh
Brock Nelson > and when ariana comes back...
Brandon Tsero > lol okay okay sounds like a plan.
Jan VanRijkdom > excellent
Brock Nelson > lol
Brock Nelson > that's fucking hilarious
Brandon Tsero > okay so.. Lets WAIT.
Jan VanRijkdom > smithers
Jan VanRijkdom > LAWL!
Jan VanRijkdom > wait, too soon?
Brock Nelson > LOL
Brock Nelson > never too soon
Jan VanRijkdom > yesss
Brandon Tsero > trolollol
Brock Nelson > rofl
Brandon Tsero > bahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > zomgwtfbbglol
Brandon Tsero > zomglollolllol
Jan VanRijkdom > *zomgwtfbbqlol
Brandon Tsero > blahajkmidnfdngnjdflol
Jan VanRijkdom > Brock, you are so freaking hilarious!!!!
Brock Nelson > HOLY SHIT, I KNOW BRO!!!
Brandon Tsero > dude! You're killing me man! hahahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > Its almost TOO MUCH!!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > I JUST WET MY PANTS!!!
Brock Nelson > LOL
Jan VanRijkdom > ARIANA'S MISSING EVERYTHING!!!
Brock Nelson > fuck that goon
Brock Nelson > he's too good for my joke
Brandon Tsero > that goon deserved to miss this whole conversation.
Jan VanRijkdom > youre right
Ariana DeSoto > fuck you guys, i had to scroll up too make sure :)
Brock Nelson > lol
Jan VanRijkdom > hahahah!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > yessss
Brandon Tsero > bahahahahhaha
Brandon Tsero > lols
Brandon Tsero > brock!
Jan VanRijkdom > successful plan executed
Brandon Tsero > your plan worked!
Brock Nelson > yep
Ra Zor Cesaille > brb nutella time
Blutreiter > ...is he pooping or hungry
Blutreiter > i am confused
Rhamnousia > possibly both
Blutreiter > ...is he pooping or hungry
Blutreiter > i am confused
Rhamnousia > possibly both
Jago Kain > are you all logged in on the works computers?
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat