Snack Rabbit > can one of you guys probe
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Lupus Hekki > minmatar should have green trails
Satoru Satoshi > They should have smoke trails, really.
Lupus Hekki > isn't that when you let them escape?
Satoru Satoshi > No. They come out of the factory like that.
Satoru Satoshi > It's a part of the charm of Matari ship design.
Satoru Satoshi > They should have smoke trails, really.
Lupus Hekki > isn't that when you let them escape?
Satoru Satoshi > No. They come out of the factory like that.
Satoru Satoshi > It's a part of the charm of Matari ship design.
Sivren Highwind > Well so I'm watching the video
Sivren Highwind > One of them's wearing a skirt, so that means she's a girl
Andreus Ixiris > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > This is a German industrial trance video
Friar Kite > Clothing means nothing
Sivren Highwind > One of them's wearing a skirt, so that means she's a girl
Andreus Ixiris > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > This is a German industrial trance video
Friar Kite > Clothing means nothing
Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Gella Darru > a corp mate said he would go out mining fuel for our POS the other day, then i watched the killtracker and he had taken out a BS and smartbombed 5 ice miners and taken their loot with an alt
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
heretycs: No problem man, we all derp at times.
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kiba Lutrova > what helps you lock on faster
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Ryyft > dunno, how do atoms or even smaller thingamajigs equal reality?
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."