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LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
Retromash > Rght now would be a good time for the cat to puke on the carpet because I'm full of I don't give a shit
Rhi Tehn > /emote emails Retro's cat
Retromash > /emote knows the cat doesn't have email, and Rhi doesn't know the cat's Tumblr account
Rhi Tehn > /emote is impressed the cat as a tumblr account
Rhi Tehn > has
Retromash > Every pussy has a Tumblr account
Rhi Tehn > /emote emails Retro's cat
Retromash > /emote knows the cat doesn't have email, and Rhi doesn't know the cat's Tumblr account
Rhi Tehn > /emote is impressed the cat as a tumblr account
Rhi Tehn > has
Retromash > Every pussy has a Tumblr account
baltec1 > ohgod I just realised this titans design is based on a stapler
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: and now, i've got a ward clerk who seems to be *actively breaking things* every time she touches shit.
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
Casper24 > im here to take over your system. either give me 100m each, or i stay here forevever
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Nomi Cakes > Anyone wanna buy a fully-fit Vexor for 12M?
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
out hot drop bait : > did i forget to shower or something these guys fly away from me as fast as they can
BeanBagKing > o/
BeanBagKing > I think I put more vodka in this glass that I thought...
Konferge > o/
De'Veldrin > Everything is better with vodka
Konferge > no wonder you're so happy
BeanBagKing > my carrier is like my dick, I only get to pull it out about once a year, so I might as well celebrate right?
De'Veldrin > Damned right.
Konferge > Exactly
Konferge > So my carrier is like your dick, once a year, my Aeon must be like mine... never
BeanBagKing > I think I put more vodka in this glass that I thought...
Konferge > o/
De'Veldrin > Everything is better with vodka
Konferge > no wonder you're so happy
BeanBagKing > my carrier is like my dick, I only get to pull it out about once a year, so I might as well celebrate right?
De'Veldrin > Damned right.
Konferge > Exactly
Konferge > So my carrier is like your dick, once a year, my Aeon must be like mine... never
Xirin > so where are the devs?
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"