Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Volans SF > oh well. u can feed a horse to water, but u cant make it drink.
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all
LordSpook Anpumesses > I was thinking the other day that there are a bunch of ships that look like giant cocks flyn around, how bout a couple that look like a giant pair of knockers
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
tradik: you know the problem with having 6000cm2 of screen acreage?
tradik: sometimes it takes me a fucking long time to find the cursor
tradik: sometimes it takes me a fucking long time to find the cursor
Nyce Bacemeunt > the area around the titan will turn white when they select a new pope
Juno Libertas > Interesting Question: Is there CONCORD presence in hisec incursion sites?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
DeeeBo > i was in full rage earlier over that Nighthawk loss
jih chop > ouch dude
jih chop > I'm sorry
jih chop > um, tell you what
jih chop > to make up for it
jih chop > you can have bellafor for the week
DeeeBo > no ty
jih chop > no really, it's ok
jih chop > one full week
jih chop > he's all yours
DeeeBo > ARE YOU SURE?
jih chop > yeah, no prob
jih chop > and he's obediant too
jih chop > wash your dishes, scrub your floors,
jih chop > <i>make you a sammich . . . .</i>
Bellafor > should i be upset more over being given away or that the second party doesn't want me.
jih chop > oh he does
jih chop > he just doesn't want to seem too eager
DeeeBo > what type of sammich?
Bellafor > I do make a good rueben
DeeeBo > DEAL
DeeeBo > I'll take him
DeeeBo > is he house broken?
Bellafor > now i feel like kenny off halfbaked
jih chop > Wait! make me a rueben first!
jih chop > ouch dude
jih chop > I'm sorry
jih chop > um, tell you what
jih chop > to make up for it
jih chop > you can have bellafor for the week
DeeeBo > no ty
jih chop > no really, it's ok
jih chop > one full week
jih chop > he's all yours
DeeeBo > ARE YOU SURE?
jih chop > yeah, no prob
jih chop > and he's obediant too
jih chop > wash your dishes, scrub your floors,
jih chop > <i>make you a sammich . . . .</i>
Bellafor > should i be upset more over being given away or that the second party doesn't want me.
jih chop > oh he does
jih chop > he just doesn't want to seem too eager
DeeeBo > what type of sammich?
Bellafor > I do make a good rueben
DeeeBo > DEAL
DeeeBo > I'll take him
DeeeBo > is he house broken?
Bellafor > now i feel like kenny off halfbaked
jih chop > Wait! make me a rueben first!
Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
BrewStar529 Kashada > what are you asking?
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom