Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
heretycs: No problem man, we all derp at times.
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kiba Lutrova > what helps you lock on faster
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Ryyft > dunno, how do atoms or even smaller thingamajigs equal reality?
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."
Par'Gellen > mind... blown....
NUKUNNI TRADING > i have oft times pondered on this myself.
NUKUNNI TRADING > and concluded if I understood it I would probably be significantly better off than I am
Planktal > reality is nothing more than energy vibrations
Ryyft > yep...energy doing its own off and on things
Loos Skroos > were all made of pixels in someone else's giant Sims game
Planktal > basically
Ryyft > jah, and were a few months away from "down time" according to some prophecys D: *Squeals*
Ryyft > or patch day
Loos Skroos > new expansion release, haha
Ryyft > "and in todays news, the end of times wipes out or "resetted" all npc functions inherent in the human race and in reality and fixed a few bugs. like nipple hair."
Ariana DeSoto > time for a smoke. dont say anything funny until i get back
Brock Nelson > quick, someone say something funny
Brock Nelson > even better; just pretend i did and we all laugh
Brock Nelson > and when ariana comes back...
Brandon Tsero > lol okay okay sounds like a plan.
Jan VanRijkdom > excellent
Brock Nelson > lol
Brock Nelson > that's fucking hilarious
Brandon Tsero > okay so.. Lets WAIT.
Jan VanRijkdom > smithers
Jan VanRijkdom > LAWL!
Jan VanRijkdom > wait, too soon?
Brock Nelson > LOL
Brock Nelson > never too soon
Jan VanRijkdom > yesss
Brandon Tsero > trolollol
Brock Nelson > rofl
Brandon Tsero > bahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > zomgwtfbbglol
Brandon Tsero > zomglollolllol
Jan VanRijkdom > *zomgwtfbbqlol
Brandon Tsero > blahajkmidnfdngnjdflol
Jan VanRijkdom > Brock, you are so freaking hilarious!!!!
Brock Nelson > HOLY SHIT, I KNOW BRO!!!
Brandon Tsero > dude! You're killing me man! hahahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > Its almost TOO MUCH!!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > I JUST WET MY PANTS!!!
Brock Nelson > LOL
Jan VanRijkdom > ARIANA'S MISSING EVERYTHING!!!
Brock Nelson > fuck that goon
Brock Nelson > he's too good for my joke
Brandon Tsero > that goon deserved to miss this whole conversation.
Jan VanRijkdom > youre right
Ariana DeSoto > fuck you guys, i had to scroll up too make sure :)
Brock Nelson > lol
Jan VanRijkdom > hahahah!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > yessss
Brandon Tsero > bahahahahhaha
Brandon Tsero > lols
Brandon Tsero > brock!
Jan VanRijkdom > successful plan executed
Brandon Tsero > your plan worked!
Brock Nelson > yep
Brock Nelson > quick, someone say something funny
Brock Nelson > even better; just pretend i did and we all laugh
Brock Nelson > and when ariana comes back...
Brandon Tsero > lol okay okay sounds like a plan.
Jan VanRijkdom > excellent
Brock Nelson > lol
Brock Nelson > that's fucking hilarious
Brandon Tsero > okay so.. Lets WAIT.
Jan VanRijkdom > smithers
Jan VanRijkdom > LAWL!
Jan VanRijkdom > wait, too soon?
Brock Nelson > LOL
Brock Nelson > never too soon
Jan VanRijkdom > yesss
Brandon Tsero > trolollol
Brock Nelson > rofl
Brandon Tsero > bahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > zomgwtfbbglol
Brandon Tsero > zomglollolllol
Jan VanRijkdom > *zomgwtfbbqlol
Brandon Tsero > blahajkmidnfdngnjdflol
Jan VanRijkdom > Brock, you are so freaking hilarious!!!!
Brock Nelson > HOLY SHIT, I KNOW BRO!!!
Brandon Tsero > dude! You're killing me man! hahahaha
Jan VanRijkdom > Its almost TOO MUCH!!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > I JUST WET MY PANTS!!!
Brock Nelson > LOL
Jan VanRijkdom > ARIANA'S MISSING EVERYTHING!!!
Brock Nelson > fuck that goon
Brock Nelson > he's too good for my joke
Brandon Tsero > that goon deserved to miss this whole conversation.
Jan VanRijkdom > youre right
Ariana DeSoto > fuck you guys, i had to scroll up too make sure :)
Brock Nelson > lol
Jan VanRijkdom > hahahah!!!
Jan VanRijkdom > yessss
Brandon Tsero > bahahahahhaha
Brandon Tsero > lols
Brandon Tsero > brock!
Jan VanRijkdom > successful plan executed
Brandon Tsero > your plan worked!
Brock Nelson > yep
Jackie Cross > and here we go, darn neuts
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
<jackd`23`> I mean, why would you rename a Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron to Prototye Target Painter? :|
<Misacorp> Maybe it's easier to put into Excel
<Misacorp> Thinner columns
<Misacorp> Maybe it's easier to put into Excel
<Misacorp> Thinner columns
Jago Kain > are you all logged in on the works computers?
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
KaemosFZ > welp im sobered a tad
KaemosFZ > and im an idiot
KaemosFZ > called my gf to tell her i lied to her about lovign her and called agan to tell her i did. then i attempted to catch a bus over to her place, got lost and had to get picked up
KaemosFZ > and im an idiot
KaemosFZ > called my gf to tell her i lied to her about lovign her and called agan to tell her i did. then i attempted to catch a bus over to her place, got lost and had to get picked up
McBarnacle > do I do a mission or don't I?
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question