baltec1 > ohgod I just realised this titans design is based on a stapler
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: and now, i've got a ward clerk who seems to be *actively breaking things* every time she touches shit.
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
Blame Aideron > u know she had a dreamhose once?
Blame Aideron > *dream house
Eliphas Azimuth > is that an euphermism for a very large-
Eliphas Azimuth > nevermind, was a spelling error
Blame Aideron > lol freudien slip
Blame Aideron > *dream house
Eliphas Azimuth > is that an euphermism for a very large-
Eliphas Azimuth > nevermind, was a spelling error
Blame Aideron > lol freudien slip
Crystal Style > i've made the wife mad since op started
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
Casper24 > im here to take over your system. either give me 100m each, or i stay here forevever
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Nomi Cakes > Anyone wanna buy a fully-fit Vexor for 12M?
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
Xirin > so where are the devs?
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
April Glue > There are 1000s of elite miners in eve just retarded macros spoil our rep
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)