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Nyce Bacemeunt > the area around the titan will turn white when they select a new pope
Juno Libertas > Interesting Question: Is there CONCORD presence in hisec incursion sites?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
DeeeBo > i was in full rage earlier over that Nighthawk loss
jih chop > ouch dude
jih chop > I'm sorry
jih chop > um, tell you what
jih chop > to make up for it
jih chop > you can have bellafor for the week
DeeeBo > no ty
jih chop > no really, it's ok
jih chop > one full week
jih chop > he's all yours
DeeeBo > ARE YOU SURE?
jih chop > yeah, no prob
jih chop > and he's obediant too
jih chop > wash your dishes, scrub your floors,
jih chop > <i>make you a sammich . . . .</i>
Bellafor > should i be upset more over being given away or that the second party doesn't want me.
jih chop > oh he does
jih chop > he just doesn't want to seem too eager
DeeeBo > what type of sammich?
Bellafor > I do make a good rueben
DeeeBo > DEAL
DeeeBo > I'll take him
DeeeBo > is he house broken?
Bellafor > now i feel like kenny off halfbaked
jih chop > Wait! make me a rueben first!
Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
Ryomanni > it is time to demonstrate the full force of this battle...freighter
Ting Goll > There was a great disturbance. As if a million souls all burst out laughing at the same time.
BrewStar529 Kashada > what are you asking?
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
Seiko Hikitari > came up with a song that seems to fit OMS and Heydieles : "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Badger , so camp me maybe ?
Par'Gellen > that awkward moment when you suddenly realize the last room in blood/angels WC is NOT angels...
Bic de Verde > i found homeless guys on a mission once, didn't need them for the objectives...so I fired them out of the cargo hold and shot them up
Quizer > how cruel ;_;
Bic de Verde > space bums, the worst
Quizer > what did you shoot them with?
Bic de Verde > 250mm railguns
Sans Sonic Leon > they should be grateful now that you send them to a better world. mhm.
Aeon Maps > I told my slaves that they were free, but what they didin't know is that they were going to be incinerated by the sun.
Quizer > "You have 2 hours worth of air in this jetcan... enjoy your freedom!" ^_^
Bic de Verde > goodluck
Aeon Maps > while they bake in the rays of the sun.
Andra Hayakawa > Or "If you know anchoring you may still have chance"
Quizer > lol
Quizer > But you didn't tell them anchoring a jetcan requires Anchoring VI :P
Landarian > "You are FREE ... to enter the gravity well of the nearby sun. You are FREE freeze to death before you die of oxygen deprivation and subsequently burn up in the sun"
Aeon Maps > "Heres an Anchhoring skill book, Rank 8x, It takes 2 hours and 15 minutes to read the book, You have 2 hours and 16 minutes of air." Good luck.
Raven Solaris > I swear, seeing mass multiboxers weirds me out
Raven Solaris > Just ran into 12 or so Sweaty Bears piloting Nightmares
Saana Nupuunen > Sanshas are Real!
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