FoamingPipeSnake > the lesson i learned is when you've got the ceo of the deccing corp outside a station, keep him bumped out so he can't cancel it
sophisticatedlimabean > i need podding outside the station please
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
<@Duke_Grail> my parents bought the computer.
<@Levin> i was about to make fun of you
<@Duke_Grail> because i went back to school
<@Levin> for living with them
<@Levin> or something
<@Levin> but then i realized
<@Levin> i live with my parents
<@Levin> :/
<@Duke_Grail> i live by myself
<+mim> gg
<@Duke_Grail> haha
<@Duke_Grail> Levin Fail
<+mim> i;d still make fun of him
<@Levin> yeah
<+mim> and i live with my dad :
<@Levin> well
<@Levin> its like i could move out
<@Levin> but then i have to pay a shitload more money
<+mim> ya
<+mim> its like
<+mim> i could live in the dorms again
<+mim> but my dad lives 15 mins from campus
<+mim> so...
<@Levin> yeah
<@Levin> i pay like
<@Levin> 60 bucks a month
<Mud_Pandemonium> Are you under 20 Levin?
<+mim> i'd rather not live in a 4x4 box
<@Levin> free food
<@Levin> im 32
<@Levin> er
<@Levin> 23
<+mim> HAHAH
<+mim> LIES
<+mim> LIES
<@Levin> 23
<@Levin> FUCKERS
<@Levin> DIE MIM
<Mud_Pandemonium> 17?
<+mim> OMGRAWR'D
* @Levin hangs self
<@Levin> i was about to make fun of you
<@Duke_Grail> because i went back to school
<@Levin> for living with them
<@Levin> or something
<@Levin> but then i realized
<@Levin> i live with my parents
<@Levin> :/
<@Duke_Grail> i live by myself
<+mim> gg
<@Duke_Grail> haha
<@Duke_Grail> Levin Fail
<+mim> i;d still make fun of him
<@Levin> yeah
<+mim> and i live with my dad :
<@Levin> well
<@Levin> its like i could move out
<@Levin> but then i have to pay a shitload more money
<+mim> ya
<+mim> its like
<+mim> i could live in the dorms again
<+mim> but my dad lives 15 mins from campus
<+mim> so...
<@Levin> yeah
<@Levin> i pay like
<@Levin> 60 bucks a month
<Mud_Pandemonium> Are you under 20 Levin?
<+mim> i'd rather not live in a 4x4 box
<@Levin> free food
<@Levin> im 32
<@Levin> er
<@Levin> 23
<+mim> HAHAH
<+mim> LIES
<+mim> LIES
<@Levin> 23
<@Levin> FUCKERS
<@Levin> DIE MIM
<Mud_Pandemonium> 17?
<+mim> OMGRAWR'D
* @Levin hangs self
Balor Haliquin > i need an assfrig so bad its funny
Anirul Corinno > ....
Balor Haliquin > you heard it here first
Anirul Corinno > Night you wanna take that one? it's right over the plate
NGTM1R > There's a reason I don't say it that way... :P
Anirul Corinno > ....
Balor Haliquin > you heard it here first
Anirul Corinno > Night you wanna take that one? it's right over the plate
NGTM1R > There's a reason I don't say it that way... :P
<cougem> Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low; only 25% at peak fertility.
<@Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<@Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<@Tank-ceo> u know
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
NGTM1R > SIEGE MODE ON THE CAN!
Siren Sylvanis > wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lord Kermit > ur a nut :P
*Lord Kermit shoots a peanut at siren
*Siren Sylvanis dodges the peanut and keeps running
Siren Sylvanis > wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee your nut launcher can't beat my transversal!
Lord Kermit > ur a nut :P
*Lord Kermit shoots a peanut at siren
*Siren Sylvanis dodges the peanut and keeps running
Siren Sylvanis > wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee your nut launcher can't beat my transversal!
<Ysabelle> [ Ysabelle ] o/ we love you Wizzy
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
FIRST GENERAL > well, I'm in an apoc, in a pos, and cannot jump into a shuttle :P
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)