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Gothikia > oh and btw wilt, a blow up doll dosn't constitute a gf
Haffiene > My right hand does though <3
Haffiene > "I'm sorry ladies, but I'm taken."
Lord Wiltshire > what... shit thats not fair i paid £400 for that :(
Gothikia > I thought you said left hand is better cos it feels like someone else is doing it.
Princess Beefcurtains > the lag is caused my a stray spoon which fell into one of the servers and has strawberry yoghurt on it. We are currently trying to find Oveur to lick the server clean
Princess Beefcurtains > hence, IT is a spoon
Gabriel Aaron > these dang centus bs are kicking my butt
Siminuria > cant u get god to smite them?
Gabriel Aaron > lol
Siminuria > come on, surely being an archangel must mean u have some favour with the big man?
Gabriel Aaron > you have me confused with someone else
Siminuria > Thats a shame :( I was going to ask u to do some bargaining on my behalf....
Griff Skyshock > I haven't gone poop in days!
Virtuozzo > * done
Drakma > ok... that crossed the line
Griff Skyshock > the line is a dot to me,
Drakma > more like a quark
Virtuozzo > elastic borders, jsut like bra ties
Drakma > zomg
Aiyeeta Beaver > so.. what you're saying is... I should pull the line one direction and let it snap against the back of morality?
Virtuozzo > of what?
Griff Skyshock > morality
Virtuozzo > huh?
Aiyeeta Beaver > I don't know... I think I just channeled dead crazy people
Kyranor rett > and dog ran away and came back 5 mins later covered in fox poo :(
blkmajik > in the backstory section of the website, it explains it. the explosion and fire dont really happen, but the pilot's mind percieves it because of the way the pod's computer controls their nervious system..... or some bs like that
blkmajik > think of the matrix
Valkyrium Larr > wow... forgotten about that... heh
blkmajik > but when trinity dies, she just podjumps minus her implants ;)
Valkyrium Larr > I"m a fan of space opera sci-fi
blkmajik > i dont think she had implants tho. was only like a b-cup
blkmajik > must have just been t1 implants if any
Deka Khan > ive lost my cans
Kayne Darklight > no you haven`t
Deka Khan > no its me - ive lost my belt
Kayne Darklight > you`re in the wrong belt
* Deka Khan looks lost and confused
Deka Khan > im having a senior moment
* Kayne Darklight makes a note of that for his soon-to-be-added quotes section
Kayne Darklight > i like how you bring serpentis friends with your tech 2 scrap heap
Deka Khan > thats how i fell when you come along :)
Deka Khan > feel
Kayne Darklight > you fell? needing a walking aid are we?
Irongut > tech 2 zimmer 4tw! :)
Azia Burgi > Nakregde Traffic Control is currently offline and unable to process your undocking request. Please try again in a moment.
Azia Burgi > oh shit :(
TVek Logar > hhe
TVek Logar > *hehe
TVek Logar > takes time
Azia Burgi > brb
Azia Burgi > back
TVek Logar > wb
Azia Burgi > ty
TVek Logar > yw :P
Azia Burgi > ffs
Azia Burgi > i can't undock
TVek Logar > takes between 2 and 10 mins for the systems to come online straight from dt
Azia Burgi > hhmpf!
Azia Burgi > FUCKING HELL!!!!
Azia Burgi > LET ME UNDOCK!!!!
TVek Logar > lol, it takes time :P
Azia Burgi > /emote gnaws her keyboard in fustration
Azia Burgi > i have roids i want to mine!!!!
TVek Logar > /emote undocks
Azia Burgi > bastard >:(
TVek Logar > /emote grins *
Azia Burgi > /emote trhows things in tvek's dicrection
TVek Logar > /emote takes the large piles of isk. * Cheers!
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > SCUM!
TVek Logar > /emote adds 1mils worth of rat bounties to the wallet
Azia Burgi > i hope you choke on pod goop
Azia Burgi > >:(
Zztltlr > very nice
Uroborus > :O
Cybermanzero > /emote bows
Zztltlr > clapclapclapclap
Cybermanzero > encore?
Zztltlr > encore encore
Cybermanzero > /emote bows again, and again
Zztltlr > you sick fucker
Cybermanzero > *snap* ACH mah frikkin back
Zztltlr > quit bowing i see your warts
Cybermanzero > they're not warts, they're grapes, and they make the finest whine
Zztltlr > my cup is full, thanks anyway
Hellspawn01 > And if you really care to know, the absolute maximum speed of a claw is 20,590.77 m/s. However a crusader can reach 20,836.21 m/s. That's with max navigation skills, full snake set, 8% speed implant, zor's hyper-link, my-2, and a max gang skill pilot fl...
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
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