Admrl Cain > Ever notice the only chicks that bitch about women showing too much skin are almost always ugly as fuck?
* Freyda imagines a carebear mod that shoots hearts out of mining barges
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
FORMAT404 > fallen angels of war is currently recruting any pilots looking to join a corporation we are a mirsanary corp we do mining pvp and missions if intrested please drop me format404 or yster404 or mal'marin a mail
Par'Gellen > mirsanary?
Kurt Riddle > sounds intresting
Par'Gellen > isn't that a kind of tree?
Kurt Riddle > i don't know
Par'Gellen > "Dear Sir, I am very interested in joining your space tree corp. I hope we can work together to save many space trees during these hard times. Please let me know what I need to do to join up. Thanks!"
Par'Gellen > "P.S. I have a tree suit and palm tree undies ready to go on a moment's notice. SPACE TREES UNITE!"
Kurt Riddle > Dendrophilia R Us?
Par'Gellen > is that the alliance?
Kurt Riddle > yes
Par'Gellen > awesome
Par'Gellen > mirsanary?
Kurt Riddle > sounds intresting
Par'Gellen > isn't that a kind of tree?
Kurt Riddle > i don't know
Par'Gellen > "Dear Sir, I am very interested in joining your space tree corp. I hope we can work together to save many space trees during these hard times. Please let me know what I need to do to join up. Thanks!"
Par'Gellen > "P.S. I have a tree suit and palm tree undies ready to go on a moment's notice. SPACE TREES UNITE!"
Kurt Riddle > Dendrophilia R Us?
Par'Gellen > is that the alliance?
Kurt Riddle > yes
Par'Gellen > awesome
Jaketh Shae > given the number of friendly pods I'm passing I'm assuming there's been a fight ;o)
dsfadaeaeeee > Descarte
Descarte Starsong > yeah?
dsfadaeaeeee > a beautiful face
Azia Burgi > why is an isk spammer talking to you?
Descarte Starsong > O.o;
Bobbith > looks like you've pulled
Descarte Starsong > I don't know...
Carlo Curiosus > rofl
Azia Burgi > desc and the spammer in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ;)
Descarte Starsong > I need mind bleach now XD
Bobbith > carefull not to get any on your beautiful face!
Descarte Starsong > Shuddup >_<
Descarte Starsong > yeah?
dsfadaeaeeee > a beautiful face
Azia Burgi > why is an isk spammer talking to you?
Descarte Starsong > O.o;
Bobbith > looks like you've pulled
Descarte Starsong > I don't know...
Carlo Curiosus > rofl
Azia Burgi > desc and the spammer in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ;)
Descarte Starsong > I need mind bleach now XD
Bobbith > carefull not to get any on your beautiful face!
Descarte Starsong > Shuddup >_<
Syruss Scaleskin > What are they going to do, drift their corpse into my hull? :P
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
Tao Dancer > Hello Kitty Island Adventure WTF Pwns EvE. You know it!
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
Vestara Rhen > Now that's an odd scam.....
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Velvet Dark > Hm. Structure fire can actually serve a purpose, however small...
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away