Helpdesk > what would Dinger's wife (if any) think if she found him electrocuted next to the computer with his pants unzipped and urine all over the keyboard/desk?
Louella Dougans > she'd think "Damnit, not again" probably
Louella Dougans > she'd think "Damnit, not again" probably
Lohrant > damn... i can hear someone having sex through my radiator...
Raithius > Shout "Give her one for VF!!"
Angelica Skein > brings a new meaning to "there's a banging in the pipes"
Raithius > Shout "Give her one for VF!!"
Angelica Skein > brings a new meaning to "there's a banging in the pipes"
Koshou > So, we hunted us an Enyo today. That was fun. Yanno, until Rhino accidentally shot the wrong guy and got concorded.
goober6644 > anyone want to give a poor guy 10 mil?
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it
Tandin > Good times come, good times go.. the pew-pew is eternal
Duckeye > /emote starts to ballroom dance
DarkBloodRain > This is the point where I log out :p
DarkBloodRain > nn folks
Dtech > nn
Duckeye > would anyone like to cross step waltz with me?
Dtech > not even if my life depended on it
Jipang > is that like a Ball room Blitz?
Duckeye > oh dtech, that just paints me in a negative light
Duckeye > fine, I'll dance with myself
Kathryn Dougans > We can dance if we wanna, we can leave your friends behind, cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
Kathryn Dougans > /emote dances with Duckeye
Duckeye > sweet!
DarkBloodRain > This is the point where I log out :p
DarkBloodRain > nn folks
Dtech > nn
Duckeye > would anyone like to cross step waltz with me?
Dtech > not even if my life depended on it
Jipang > is that like a Ball room Blitz?
Duckeye > oh dtech, that just paints me in a negative light
Duckeye > fine, I'll dance with myself
Kathryn Dougans > We can dance if we wanna, we can leave your friends behind, cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
Kathryn Dougans > /emote dances with Duckeye
Duckeye > sweet!
<Carinelle> I got a spam with a heading "You will suprise her with your hulk" I wondr is that tailored to eve players :-P
[18:25:13] <Buxaroo> we SERIOUSLY need to teach some people how to cycle their guns
[18:25:41] <Xrak> what are these 'guns' you speak of?
[18:25:41] <Xrak> what are these 'guns' you speak of?
[18:09:42] Ikenoe Livlengre > god damn it... Wasted half my missiles on an asteroid....8/
Semyon Gnyevko > No! The Kronos has the power to TURN BACK TIME!
Semyon Gnyevko > If used correctly, you can GO BACK IN TIME with your Kronos, to before you were ganked!
Semyon Gnyevko > If used correctly, you can GO BACK IN TIME with your Kronos, to before you were ganked!