*Theo Samaritan docks his face with his desk to the sound of Blue Danube
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
*Theo Samaritan facepalms so hard he hits someone sat two seats behind him
*Quinn Silver falls off chair due to theos slap
*Quinn Silver falls off chair due to theos slap
GusHobbleton > IAC is like herpes
GusHobbleton > it crops up, irritates you, and goes away
GusHobbleton > but it never dies
GusHobbleton > it crops up, irritates you, and goes away
GusHobbleton > but it never dies
Kraal Rokviente > HOLD gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
flashfresh > Shae looks sexy draped over the front of her ares - with her tight, figure hugging, rubber suit....
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
sting122 > Gravity doesnt exist. Mr. T just pities everything down. Birds and Planes are exempt because they look like T's
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Moelevolent > oooh, just saw a tengu
Cagot > Nice! Where?
Moelevolent > eitu, it's not as pretty as the picture
Moelevolent > but that depends on subsystems
Cagot > Cool, anyway.
Moelevolent > yeah you don't see too many 2.5 bil isk cruisers
Cagot > Did you get a lock on it? :)
Moelevolent > didn't try
Cagot > Val may revoke your pirate credentials!
Moelevolent > i thought i was a carebear
Cagot > Nice! Where?
Moelevolent > eitu, it's not as pretty as the picture
Moelevolent > but that depends on subsystems
Cagot > Cool, anyway.
Moelevolent > yeah you don't see too many 2.5 bil isk cruisers
Cagot > Did you get a lock on it? :)
Moelevolent > didn't try
Cagot > Val may revoke your pirate credentials!
Moelevolent > i thought i was a carebear
<Dems> Even here in africa, we have p2p toilets
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
thebarry > what ammo besides emp should i use?
Lui Kai > Fecal
thebarry > kk
thebarry > where is that one i dont see it :/
Lui Kai > Fecal
thebarry > kk
thebarry > where is that one i dont see it :/