Frixiooon > the only logical explenation for this is an infestation of space cows
Golakka > does the pope shit in the woods?
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
Djana Libra > Ikea: build your own Tempest, rust not included
ma'eul > Why is our FC saying F*ck so much, that is not a nice word. Can you change it to LOVE please? Thank you
Ric Adburr > Just watched Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan :)
Ric Adburr > great movie
Luckysorehouse > thats why im pissed at the new startrek 8-/
Ric Adburr > I liked the new one
Luckysorehouse > ya but they did not need to change the time line
Luckysorehouse > ie none of the old happened
Ric Adburr > no it's an alternate universe
Ric Adburr > like the mirror universe
Ric Adburr > the old universe was unchanged
Luckysorehouse > wish i could get an alternate universe with a wife that dont nag so much 8-/
Ric Adburr > problem is she'd have a beard in the alternate universe
Luckysorehouse > who says she dont in this one
Ric Adburr > great movie
Luckysorehouse > thats why im pissed at the new startrek 8-/
Ric Adburr > I liked the new one
Luckysorehouse > ya but they did not need to change the time line
Luckysorehouse > ie none of the old happened
Ric Adburr > no it's an alternate universe
Ric Adburr > like the mirror universe
Ric Adburr > the old universe was unchanged
Luckysorehouse > wish i could get an alternate universe with a wife that dont nag so much 8-/
Ric Adburr > problem is she'd have a beard in the alternate universe
Luckysorehouse > who says she dont in this one
Red Neilsen > like when the drone regions opened up
Anjin Sahn > That's when the price of high ends plummeted
Anjin Sahn > Even though drone space is the absolute arse end of eve
Red Neilsen > it was real sucky
Red Neilsen > no bounties, no officer spawns that I ever saw crap
Anjin Sahn > And did you notice that it smelt. The smell out there was worse than on the bridge of a caldari battleship.
Anjin Sahn > And that's saying something
Red Neilsen > nearly as bad as a amarr slaver which is 5 times better than the gal ships
Anjin Sahn > Oh the gallente ships all whiff of garlic, onions and cheese
Anjin Sahn > And have a special button on the command console that raises a white flag
Anjin Sahn > That's when the price of high ends plummeted
Anjin Sahn > Even though drone space is the absolute arse end of eve
Red Neilsen > it was real sucky
Red Neilsen > no bounties, no officer spawns that I ever saw crap
Anjin Sahn > And did you notice that it smelt. The smell out there was worse than on the bridge of a caldari battleship.
Anjin Sahn > And that's saying something
Red Neilsen > nearly as bad as a amarr slaver which is 5 times better than the gal ships
Anjin Sahn > Oh the gallente ships all whiff of garlic, onions and cheese
Anjin Sahn > And have a special button on the command console that raises a white flag
Mick Munden > im fucking a donkey.
Cutter Isaacson > want me to send in the ninja goats to sort em out lexi?
Mick Munden > not*
Mick Munden > fuck
Cutter Isaacson > lol
littlet15 > ninja goats o.O
Lexiana Del'Amore > lol
Cutter Isaacson > that is going in my bio for the rest of time
DJ Sam > omgrawr
littlet15 > how do they hold the swords?
Mick Munden > god dammit
Cutter Isaacson > want me to send in the ninja goats to sort em out lexi?
Mick Munden > not*
Mick Munden > fuck
Cutter Isaacson > lol
littlet15 > ninja goats o.O
Lexiana Del'Amore > lol
Cutter Isaacson > that is going in my bio for the rest of time
DJ Sam > omgrawr
littlet15 > how do they hold the swords?
Mick Munden > god dammit
mr cheech > any1 got some sister cambat probes they wanna sell me ? ;)
Promethian child > i got a sister i can sell
Promethian child > she prolly can probe too
Promethian child > i got a sister i can sell
Promethian child > she prolly can probe too
kevin18290 > can u send items and ships to other people throw mail?
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
Strygalldwir > hey people... why arnt there any astroids in the belts atm?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.