Admrl Cain > Ever notice the only chicks that bitch about women showing too much skin are almost always ugly as fuck?
* Freyda imagines a carebear mod that shoots hearts out of mining barges
FORMAT404 > fallen angels of war is currently recruting any pilots looking to join a corporation we are a mirsanary corp we do mining pvp and missions if intrested please drop me format404 or yster404 or mal'marin a mail
Par'Gellen > mirsanary?
Kurt Riddle > sounds intresting
Par'Gellen > isn't that a kind of tree?
Kurt Riddle > i don't know
Par'Gellen > "Dear Sir, I am very interested in joining your space tree corp. I hope we can work together to save many space trees during these hard times. Please let me know what I need to do to join up. Thanks!"
Par'Gellen > "P.S. I have a tree suit and palm tree undies ready to go on a moment's notice. SPACE TREES UNITE!"
Kurt Riddle > Dendrophilia R Us?
Par'Gellen > is that the alliance?
Kurt Riddle > yes
Par'Gellen > awesome
Par'Gellen > mirsanary?
Kurt Riddle > sounds intresting
Par'Gellen > isn't that a kind of tree?
Kurt Riddle > i don't know
Par'Gellen > "Dear Sir, I am very interested in joining your space tree corp. I hope we can work together to save many space trees during these hard times. Please let me know what I need to do to join up. Thanks!"
Par'Gellen > "P.S. I have a tree suit and palm tree undies ready to go on a moment's notice. SPACE TREES UNITE!"
Kurt Riddle > Dendrophilia R Us?
Par'Gellen > is that the alliance?
Kurt Riddle > yes
Par'Gellen > awesome
Jaketh Shae > given the number of friendly pods I'm passing I'm assuming there's been a fight ;o)
Syruss Scaleskin > What are they going to do, drift their corpse into my hull? :P
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
Vestara Rhen > Now that's an odd scam.....
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Frixiooon > the only logical explenation for this is an infestation of space cows
ma'eul > Why is our FC saying F*ck so much, that is not a nice word. Can you change it to LOVE please? Thank you
Red Neilsen > like when the drone regions opened up
Anjin Sahn > That's when the price of high ends plummeted
Anjin Sahn > Even though drone space is the absolute arse end of eve
Red Neilsen > it was real sucky
Red Neilsen > no bounties, no officer spawns that I ever saw crap
Anjin Sahn > And did you notice that it smelt. The smell out there was worse than on the bridge of a caldari battleship.
Anjin Sahn > And that's saying something
Red Neilsen > nearly as bad as a amarr slaver which is 5 times better than the gal ships
Anjin Sahn > Oh the gallente ships all whiff of garlic, onions and cheese
Anjin Sahn > And have a special button on the command console that raises a white flag
Anjin Sahn > That's when the price of high ends plummeted
Anjin Sahn > Even though drone space is the absolute arse end of eve
Red Neilsen > it was real sucky
Red Neilsen > no bounties, no officer spawns that I ever saw crap
Anjin Sahn > And did you notice that it smelt. The smell out there was worse than on the bridge of a caldari battleship.
Anjin Sahn > And that's saying something
Red Neilsen > nearly as bad as a amarr slaver which is 5 times better than the gal ships
Anjin Sahn > Oh the gallente ships all whiff of garlic, onions and cheese
Anjin Sahn > And have a special button on the command console that raises a white flag
mr cheech > any1 got some sister cambat probes they wanna sell me ? ;)
Promethian child > i got a sister i can sell
Promethian child > she prolly can probe too
Promethian child > i got a sister i can sell
Promethian child > she prolly can probe too