Homo Erectus > hi van danger
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
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<Denyerec> Is this place STILL shafted?
<OmberZombie> well, you're here, so i guess so
<Denyerec> The wit, so sharp, so painful.
<NTRabbit> like a rusty bowling ball
<OmberZombie> i like to think of it more as a dull pick-axe
<Denyerec> Is this place STILL shafted?
<OmberZombie> well, you're here, so i guess so
<Denyerec> The wit, so sharp, so painful.
<NTRabbit> like a rusty bowling ball
<OmberZombie> i like to think of it more as a dull pick-axe
Seven Koskanaiken > man if i die now it will make a funny lossmial
Muad 'dib > why are you hauling clowns?
Muad 'dib > why are you hauling clowns?
Churick > numbers are bad...
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Yuhe Hepimeki > I wonder if "Made in Derelik" is Cal-Amarr "Made in China"?
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Derelik == "Made in Taiwan by highly skilled but low paid workers with a deep pride."
Made in Providence == "HOLY FUCK GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES."
Makkal Hanaya > lol
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Metropolis == "... I already have a roll of tape and some paperclips."
Johlie > dontforget the wd-40
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Khanid == "If DED asks, you have no idea where you got this."
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Derelik == "Made in Taiwan by highly skilled but low paid workers with a deep pride."
Made in Providence == "HOLY FUCK GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES."
Makkal Hanaya > lol
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Metropolis == "... I already have a roll of tape and some paperclips."
Johlie > dontforget the wd-40
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Khanid == "If DED asks, you have no idea where you got this."
SpiderPig 96 > o/
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.
<&usagit> ALL SKILLZ MUST BE LEVELZ FIVE OR ABOVE!
<&usagit> You never know when that extra 3% will end up meaning the difference between you
dying to a 45 man blob and you dying to a 44 man blob.
<&usagit> You never know when that extra 3% will end up meaning the difference between you
dying to a 45 man blob and you dying to a 44 man blob.
Stitcher > I have discovered something
Stitcher > warping about with a covops cloak on while listening to the Pink Panther theme feels incredibly sneaky
Stitcher > warping about with a covops cloak on while listening to the Pink Panther theme feels incredibly sneaky
Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
BeanBagKing > Some guy in Help just mentioned that his grandad died
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?