Vladimir Ramanov > who needs titan superweapons when you got tuna laiden bowles
Monev TheGale > my roomate just called my apoc "a twinky with two bits out of it"
Hellspawn01 > And if you really care to know, the absolute maximum speed of a claw is 20,590.77 m/s. However a crusader can reach 20,836.21 m/s. That's with max navigation skills, full snake set, 8% speed implant, zor's hyper-link, my-2, and a max gang skill pilot fl...
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
EVE System > Channel changed to Oursulaert Local Channel
Spaderunner > I like this system, get suicided running to jita, nasty place, fulll of those calamari types
CFC Fodder > calamari? As in the food?
Spaderunner > Yeah Caldari = food
Spaderunner > I like this system, get suicided running to jita, nasty place, fulll of those calamari types
CFC Fodder > calamari? As in the food?
Spaderunner > Yeah Caldari = food
Twinis > damn.. i should like mow my yard or something..
Twinis > i wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Twinis > i wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
skystorm > I'm crossing low sec with a 63mill cargo :p be advised new pants needed
King Prowler > lol
Tenron > lmao
Lewis Freeman > lol
andy H > hehe
aeturnis > i got some tp if you need it
King Prowler > lol
Tenron > lmao
Lewis Freeman > lol
andy H > hehe
aeturnis > i got some tp if you need it
Mtthias Clemi > you dont condone piracy?
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Koravel > Im serious about this offere, there are several people that will back me up. only valid for another 45 minutes. This is your chance to get a background with a hot girl holding a sign saying you are hot! Or whatever else you want!
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Tripped Gaijin > lol bought isk got blasted by pirates then demands money for getting pirated LOL god loves noobs
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?