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Jimblob > well, i asked "wtf" and they said "fu2m8" i thought it was a system name but apparently it's ccp customer support postcode
Squelch > Nat really should clean up her bio...
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
agentorange > get out of my belt loser
Dark Shines > NO YOU MAKE ME LONELY
agentorange > ok, er
agentorange > don't be lonely anymore.
agentorange > talk to me.
agentorange > i will make you feel better.
Dark Shines > I WILL GO FIGHT THE LONELY WITH KARATE.
agentorange > oh ok.
agentorange > tell me why you are lonely.
Dark Shines > THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME COMBAT THE LONELY.
Dark Shines > LONELY LIVES IN MY HOUSE.
agentorange > is it a pet?
Dark Shines > ENDLESS FEARFUL LONELY.
Dark Shines > NO IT IS LONELY.
agentorange > is it a stuffed animal?
Dark Shines > NO.
agentorange > what is it?
agentorange > hat is it that makes you so lonely?
Dark Shines > IT IS THE COLD, VICE-LIKE GRIP OF THE LONELY.
agentorange > ...
Dark Shines > SO NOW I WILL ATTEMPT TO USE KARATE TO FIGHT LONELY IN COMBAT.
agentorange > ok.
Dark Shines > THANK YOU AGAIN FOR HELPING ME FIGHT LONELY.
agentorange > i have to go m8.
Dark Shines > IT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND ME AND WORLD.
Dark Shines > OKAY GO.
Dark Shines > FIGHT LONELT.
Dark Shines > LONELY.
agentorange > i will be back in a little while.
Dark Shines > ALL RIGHT. agentorange > ok
agentorange > bye.
Tiesel Haxan > I WILL BE LONELY UNTIL THEN.
Tiesel Haxan > YES. BYE.
<Tank-CEO> its amusing that kurenin is watching and counting everything i say...
<Tank-CEO> and then tries to comback with a something that he thinks is a insult to me
<Kurenin> Tank-CEO, thats not amusing!
<Kurenin> Thats called IRC!
<Tank-CEO> its funny how you, kurenin try to insult me every way possible
<Kurenin> Its funny how you, Tank-CEO, cant put a sentence together.
<Tank-CEO> wtf..
<AvApsi> i got a GF who's flat
<AvApsi> :(
<Ak-Gara> AvApsi
<Ak-Gara> stop dating 8 year olds
bonekill Rinn > 01:04:44 Notify J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I deactivates as Broke Dick Mountian begins to explode.
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
ry ry > weird question, but likke an hour ago you lot weren't having any particularly NSFW conversations on TS were you? jsut noticed it's been on speakers all afternoon whilst my kid was doing his educational games :(
ry ry > im literally the worst parent
LetMe Drown > pr0 parenting :D
ry ry > thought it was turned off, but the fuckign thing minimalises to taskbar.
ry ry > gay.
ry ry > i mean, he called me a neckbeard earlier and there is only oneplace that could have come from
Yuhe Hepimeki > I wonder if "Made in Derelik" is Cal-Amarr "Made in China"?
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Derelik == "Made in Taiwan by highly skilled but low paid workers with a deep pride."
Made in Providence == "HOLY FUCK GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES."
Makkal Hanaya > lol
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Metropolis == "... I already have a roll of tape and some paperclips."
Johlie > dontforget the wd-40
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Khanid == "If DED asks, you have no idea where you got this."
Synthetic Cultist > Your father's wall of text. This is the weapon of a forum knight. Not as clumsy or random as a shitpost; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
hugh_hefner [PXIN]: !jita oxygen isotopes
Exploit: Oxygen Isotopes (The Forge) - Ask: 992.87 ISK, Bid: 876.33 ISK
Kesper North [tally]: !jita love
Exploit: Your search for love yielded no result. Did you mean: slaves
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