Frict > Please LP store, Pimp my Zealot
Mechanizm > leg upgrade ready.. 500.0000isk ty.
Mechanizm > leg upgrade ready.. 500.0000isk ty.
<CanSpice> I had the oddest eve-related dream last night
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
Finraer > Heading straight to hell for all this :)
Finraer > Hmm, might be quicker and easier to just head the four jumps to Jita to pay penance
Vendette Ornay > /emote wonders if hell is as laggy
Vendette Ornay > "i am satan, the ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ler of dar-............................................................................................kness!
Finraer > "You are number 14 in the queue to enter Hell"
Finraer > Hmm, might be quicker and easier to just head the four jumps to Jita to pay penance
Vendette Ornay > /emote wonders if hell is as laggy
Vendette Ornay > "i am satan, the ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ler of dar-............................................................................................kness!
Finraer > "You are number 14 in the queue to enter Hell"
<DigitalCommunist> im getting the evil eye of orms by gore from some girl that sits next to me
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
Verite Rendition > You stop fighting so that we have more CPU resources to copy BMs
Erek0se > Does anyone know where I can get 110 small arms?
Jacob Etienne > erek
Jacob Etienne > first you need 220 midgets
Jacob Etienne > then a hacksaw
Promon Delnai > actually
Promon Delnai > youd only need 55 midgets
Promon Delnai > since they have two arms
Jacob Etienne > jesus christ
Jacob Etienne > i cant count
Jacob Etienne > erek
Jacob Etienne > first you need 220 midgets
Jacob Etienne > then a hacksaw
Promon Delnai > actually
Promon Delnai > youd only need 55 midgets
Promon Delnai > since they have two arms
Jacob Etienne > jesus christ
Jacob Etienne > i cant count
Gturtle > This is the internet where Men are Men, Women are Men, and Girls are FBI Agents.
<Elsebeth> yeah, my cat tore to pieces half of my eve diplomacy notes
<Elsebeth> it objects to KOS and I must admit maybe it has a point, but still
<Curtley> We should appoint the cat as NMTZ head diplomat
<Elsebeth> Yeah
<Elsebeth> "How do you make these NAP decisions?" "Well, I write the names of the corporations under consideration to little pieces of paper and stick them to my monitor. If the cat does not eath them in a week, they're in."
<Elsebeth> it objects to KOS and I must admit maybe it has a point, but still
<Curtley> We should appoint the cat as NMTZ head diplomat
<Elsebeth> Yeah
<Elsebeth> "How do you make these NAP decisions?" "Well, I write the names of the corporations under consideration to little pieces of paper and stick them to my monitor. If the cat does not eath them in a week, they're in."
Hormah > WTS Shadow Serpentis Large Armor Repairer
K1773R > 1 isk
fyope2 > 2 isk
K1773R > damnit every time
K1773R > 1 isk
fyope2 > 2 isk
K1773R > damnit every time
PKlavins > /emote activates Emperor Palpatine voice: "Some might consider the amount of n00bs jumping in to be...unnatural..."
Zedic > lmfao
Zedic > begun the n00b scout wars have. kill them we must
Zedic > lmfao
Zedic > begun the n00b scout wars have. kill them we must