Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Yokohead > I use t2 gear. All my ships do, blowing me generally is worthwhile. =P
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
Sonic Slayer > Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
Dis Tructive > You want to get some hed in Brin?
Dis Tructive > I am checking the action now
Dis Tructive > To see how hot it is
Dustin > Read everything you just typed out loud...
Dis Tructive > I am checking the action now
Dis Tructive > To see how hot it is
Dustin > Read everything you just typed out loud...
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<Verone> damn it...i'm hungry now.
* ArachV0id blames pieman
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<Verone> oh ffs
<Verone> now i'm starving :'(
<Verone> damn it...i'm hungry now.
* ArachV0id blames pieman
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<Verone> oh ffs
<Verone> now i'm starving :'(
<chrony> lol my gf got really angry a few days ago
<Berta> ?
<chrony> she tried to wake me up and i said "kill him he is primary" in english and then i turned away from her to sleep some more :)
<Berta> ?
<chrony> she tried to wake me up and i said "kill him he is primary" in english and then i turned away from her to sleep some more :)
<frst^SEXUAL> I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT
<frst^SEXUAL> NOT WITH MYSELF
<frst^SEXUAL> OR ANY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
<frst^SEXUAL> HE HE HE
<Ryctor> Sheep?
<frst^SEXUAL> NOT WITH MYSELF
<frst^SEXUAL> OR ANY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
<frst^SEXUAL> HE HE HE
<Ryctor> Sheep?
Super Monkey: Argh, I demand that you type out replies that are equal in length or greater than what I type.
Dacon: No.
Dacon: No.
<AvApsi> i got a GF who's flat
<AvApsi> :(
<Ak-Gara> AvApsi
<Ak-Gara> stop dating 8 year olds
<AvApsi> :(
<Ak-Gara> AvApsi
<Ak-Gara> stop dating 8 year olds
<t20> DOH
<t20> reorganising a hangar, putting everything in secure cargoes, and then hit select all / repackage ... is baaad
<t20> reorganising a hangar, putting everything in secure cargoes, and then hit select all / repackage ... is baaad