General Merk > They're not bringing dick.
xEradiminerx > I'd hope not, the sig radius on the dick of a goon is so small that even inty's would take hours to lock it
xEradiminerx > I'd hope not, the sig radius on the dick of a goon is so small that even inty's would take hours to lock it
Sard Caid > Sup guys
Vanderie > we're roaming
Sard Caid > Cool
Venom Orchid > They're roman, I'm playing the persian woman they captured
Vanderie > we're roaming
Sard Caid > Cool
Venom Orchid > They're roman, I'm playing the persian woman they captured
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Kyle Reel > I'm an ice miner and I'm OK,I sleep all night and I work all day
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
<Nagatier> After last night's titan destruction, I'm officially a registered torpedophile.
<t_amber> oh fuck yes
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
Cpt Mimeo > sweet ride
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship
Raza Locuta > one says hes fapping, the other says hes busy with his kid.... creepy
Korinne > you know what i look at when im upset?
Eric Lancier > i look at eve
Korinne > i look at furry porn
Korinne > its so over the top i find it hilarious
Eric Lancier > same thing, less words
Eric Lancier > i look at eve
Korinne > i look at furry porn
Korinne > its so over the top i find it hilarious
Eric Lancier > same thing, less words
Anslo > What would any "normal" person say when a group of people including a raider, sansha, caldari scientist, crazy gallente media rep, cartle thics lead, and a slew of other zanny people come into one room
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"