Rodan Ignaz > you know, I allways found it kind of madenning that they shape some dildoes after 'dolphins' and 'rabbits" and jesus
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Pistonbroke > somtimes when you are running like forrest gump, poor intel is the best u can manage.....
Amantus > fuck
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Leopold Caine > /emote decided to just appear for the event in his old amarr navy uniform
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
Osirris Antollare > I just cant figure out why they havent interviewed me yet. I just Googled myself and apparently I'm a pretty big deal
AGENT 002 > so how do you get original bps?
rinryuu > on the market
rinryuu > and it's based upon which empire you are in
rinryuu > for example, amarrian starship blueprints like the harbinger or prophecy are found in amarrian regions
rinryuu > caldari stuff in caldari space
Yudraciell Zroc > and minmitar ships are found in junk yards
rinryuu > on the market
rinryuu > and it's based upon which empire you are in
rinryuu > for example, amarrian starship blueprints like the harbinger or prophecy are found in amarrian regions
rinryuu > caldari stuff in caldari space
Yudraciell Zroc > and minmitar ships are found in junk yards
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Satria Akano > Oh, i got this one from the bartender on deck 15, rss assembly plant: what is the difference between an outlaw and an amarrian when they enter minmatar space?
Satria Akano > The outlaw is wanted.
Satria Akano > The outlaw is wanted.
<@PeterPowers> my favorite scifi authors: Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Baxter, Asimov..
< Brax> not tried the first 2
< Brax> asimov is good, obviously :)
<@PeterPowers> you have not read gibson?
<@PeterPowers> WTF
<@PeterPowers> how can someone have not read gibson?
* PeterPowers starts to cry
< Brax> heh, I often stick to authors I know, just never tried him...
<+Darriele> who's gibson and wai are you crying because of it ?
<@PeterPowers> Darriele: the guy who started the genre of cyberpunk, invented the word cyberspace and... STOP TROLLING
< Grinnz_> asimov best asimov
<@PeterPowers> oh, you can add lem to my list
<+Karbowiak> what is reading ?
< Brax> professional soso irc
< Brax> *solo
<@PeterPowers> Karbowiak: http://i.imgur.com/xWlBn.jpg
< Hellclan|Oraclegol> lol
<+Karbowiak> hahahahaha
< Reality-X> PeterPowers: LOL WIN
<+Karbowiak> oh ive murdered lots of books
< Brax> not tried the first 2
< Brax> asimov is good, obviously :)
<@PeterPowers> you have not read gibson?
<@PeterPowers> WTF
<@PeterPowers> how can someone have not read gibson?
* PeterPowers starts to cry
< Brax> heh, I often stick to authors I know, just never tried him...
<+Darriele> who's gibson and wai are you crying because of it ?
<@PeterPowers> Darriele: the guy who started the genre of cyberpunk, invented the word cyberspace and... STOP TROLLING
< Grinnz_> asimov best asimov
<@PeterPowers> oh, you can add lem to my list
<+Karbowiak> what is reading ?
< Brax> professional soso irc
< Brax> *solo
<@PeterPowers> Karbowiak: http://i.imgur.com/xWlBn.jpg
< Hellclan|Oraclegol> lol
<+Karbowiak> hahahahaha
< Reality-X> PeterPowers: LOL WIN
<+Karbowiak> oh ive murdered lots of books
Nidia Masters > does any fucking american know how to pronounce sioux falls
Devilish Ledoux > sue falls
Tsumei Meyren > /emote falls over.
Devilish Ledoux > sue falls
Tsumei Meyren > /emote falls over.