<Ulviirala> and they wrote CEO wrong
<Ulviirala> chef executing officer, I mean, what does he do? commandeering the kitchen personell?
<Ulviirala> chef executing officer, I mean, what does he do? commandeering the kitchen personell?
Shasho Yhe> Actually it appears that I was filled by the Gallente Navy
Shasho Yhe> *killed
Amitious Turkey> baaaad typo
Shasho Yhe> *killed
Amitious Turkey> baaaad typo
* Dirk Fallows looks ijn disgust on his current mission
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
Hikari Sakura > I bumped you so hard, you flew over your max velocity XD
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
Javane > Son of a bitch.
Javane > So I just lost my Raven, alt-tabbing.
Javane > Stalking girls on Facebook.
Javane > So I just lost my Raven, alt-tabbing.
Javane > Stalking girls on Facebook.
Verone > i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife than be on the CSM
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Duckeye > it was, I think thats what made the paragraph appealing, you fit the word "balls" in there 3 times and yet in a way that so tastefully flattering that I had no choice but to smile at the thought
Machette Bass > what is the next best ship up from the impairor?
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
Teeg > guess i will keep moros
Teeg > in case we cap bomb a cap on station
Anvalor > yes teeg, and thats why i think about a minnie dread. so i can hotdrop with style :D
Dr ThC > jump in fall apart get podded
Anvalor > final blow: cynosaural field
Teeg > in case we cap bomb a cap on station
Anvalor > yes teeg, and thats why i think about a minnie dread. so i can hotdrop with style :D
Dr ThC > jump in fall apart get podded
Anvalor > final blow: cynosaural field