Sard Caid > Sup guys
Vanderie > we're roaming
Sard Caid > Cool
Venom Orchid > They're roman, I'm playing the persian woman they captured
Vanderie > we're roaming
Sard Caid > Cool
Venom Orchid > They're roman, I'm playing the persian woman they captured
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Cerui Tarshiel > this is just like the nanoage
Cerui Tarshiel > where incompetant pilots complained on and on and on about how faggots didn't want to fight
Cerui Tarshiel > where the competant ones just went and took the gay to another level
SaltyandSweet > youre speaking
SaltyandSweet > soo yea stop calling yourself out brah
Sakura Nihil > You've obviously never met Cerui
Sakura Nihil > He's like 6 foot 8" and flaming
Sakura Nihil > Like Erik the Red, except fabulous
Cerui Tarshiel > where incompetant pilots complained on and on and on about how faggots didn't want to fight
Cerui Tarshiel > where the competant ones just went and took the gay to another level
SaltyandSweet > youre speaking
SaltyandSweet > soo yea stop calling yourself out brah
Sakura Nihil > You've obviously never met Cerui
Sakura Nihil > He's like 6 foot 8" and flaming
Sakura Nihil > Like Erik the Red, except fabulous
<Nagatier> After last night's titan destruction, I'm officially a registered torpedophile.
<t_amber> oh fuck yes
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
Woodwraith > dating a bi chick, communism and cuddling in bed
Woodwraith > all work waaaaay better on paper than in practice
Woodwraith > in reality, its just two women yelling instead of one
Woodwraith > and the aggravation obeys a square law
Woodwraith > all work waaaaay better on paper than in practice
Woodwraith > in reality, its just two women yelling instead of one
Woodwraith > and the aggravation obeys a square law
Raza Locuta > one says hes fapping, the other says hes busy with his kid.... creepy
Korinne > you know what i look at when im upset?
Eric Lancier > i look at eve
Korinne > i look at furry porn
Korinne > its so over the top i find it hilarious
Eric Lancier > same thing, less words
Eric Lancier > i look at eve
Korinne > i look at furry porn
Korinne > its so over the top i find it hilarious
Eric Lancier > same thing, less words
Anslo > What would any "normal" person say when a group of people including a raider, sansha, caldari scientist, crazy gallente media rep, cartle thics lead, and a slew of other zanny people come into one room
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"
Rodan Ignaz > you know, I allways found it kind of madenning that they shape some dildoes after 'dolphins' and 'rabbits" and jesus
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...