CEO Pyrex > omg par is back.....hide the goats
Parlek > Steady CEO, I've never forced a goat.
CEO Pyrex > that not what they said in court
Parlek > I was young and the goat was drunk and wearing a short skirt. It wasn't my
fault.
Parlek > Steady CEO, I've never forced a goat.
CEO Pyrex > that not what they said in court
Parlek > I was young and the goat was drunk and wearing a short skirt. It wasn't my
fault.
Forum Post:
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.
<Kurenin> OH GOOD JOB
<Kurenin> :|
<Kurenin> I pod jump
<Kurenin> and forget my clone is set in the same system I was just in
<Kurenin> gg
<CommGuru> o/
<imp_> that's why we call you Kurenoob
<Kurenin> no
<Kurenin> I am kurenub
<Kurenin> ;[
<aeti> :D
<Kurenin> There is a very subtle difference
<Kurenin> noob refers to someone who is new
<Kurenin> nub is someone who just sucks
<Kurenin> I just suck
<Kurenin> :|
<Kurenin> I pod jump
<Kurenin> and forget my clone is set in the same system I was just in
<Kurenin> gg
<CommGuru> o/
<imp_> that's why we call you Kurenoob
<Kurenin> no
<Kurenin> I am kurenub
<Kurenin> ;[
<aeti> :D
<Kurenin> There is a very subtle difference
<Kurenin> noob refers to someone who is new
<Kurenin> nub is someone who just sucks
<Kurenin> I just suck
<frst^SEXUAL> I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT
<frst^SEXUAL> NOT WITH MYSELF
<frst^SEXUAL> OR ANY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
<frst^SEXUAL> HE HE HE
<Ryctor> Sheep?
<frst^SEXUAL> NOT WITH MYSELF
<frst^SEXUAL> OR ANY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
<frst^SEXUAL> HE HE HE
<Ryctor> Sheep?
<RayMc|BIG> i had a dream last night
<RayMc|BIG> that they nerfed the highway
<RayMc|BIG> and yulai to nonni was 30 jumps
<RayMc|BIG> and Amberion and Sheep were chasing me the whole way
<RayMc|BIG> and I had a tech II capacitor in my hold
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason my ship kept on aligning slower and slower
<RayMc|BIG> then a racoon ate this moon i was warping past
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason i could hear tony blair's voice
<RayMc|BIG> and he was telling me
<RayMc|BIG> to stop eating spicy pizza just before bed
<RayMc|BIG> that they nerfed the highway
<RayMc|BIG> and yulai to nonni was 30 jumps
<RayMc|BIG> and Amberion and Sheep were chasing me the whole way
<RayMc|BIG> and I had a tech II capacitor in my hold
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason my ship kept on aligning slower and slower
<RayMc|BIG> then a racoon ate this moon i was warping past
<RayMc|BIG> and for some reason i could hear tony blair's voice
<RayMc|BIG> and he was telling me
<RayMc|BIG> to stop eating spicy pizza just before bed
Super Monkey: Argh, I demand that you type out replies that are equal in length or greater than what I type.
Dacon: No.
Dacon: No.
Karn Sadi > i keep reading ares, as arse
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
ruro > i would mine, but everytime i mine, a little piece of soul is sucked out, i have to conserve what little i have
Gerome Doutrande > aww
Gerome Doutrande > poor ruro
BioNeb > hehe ruro
ruro > you see, everytime you mine, the soul sucking boringness gets you.
Therax > make that up by podding, lots and lots of podding
Therax > its like fairies, everytime you mine you kill a fairy
Therax > DO you want that on your moral slate?!
ruro > and everytime you pod someone, you release a new fairy.
ruro > i like it.
Therax > exactly
ruro > what if i just clone jumps lots =P
Therax > You get a lot of hunchback fairies
Gerome Doutrande > aww
Gerome Doutrande > poor ruro
BioNeb > hehe ruro
ruro > you see, everytime you mine, the soul sucking boringness gets you.
Therax > make that up by podding, lots and lots of podding
Therax > its like fairies, everytime you mine you kill a fairy
Therax > DO you want that on your moral slate?!
ruro > and everytime you pod someone, you release a new fairy.
ruro > i like it.
Therax > exactly
ruro > what if i just clone jumps lots =P
Therax > You get a lot of hunchback fairies
<|AFDT|Solwolf> Kurenin is in Xan? wowl
<[Xan]Hawk> ;)
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> kurenin r nub :(
<Dreadnought> yeah we figured we needed a nub
<[Xan]Hawk> ;)
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> kurenin r nub :(
<Dreadnought> yeah we figured we needed a nub
damascus352 > [recruitment ad]
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle