Erek0se > Does anyone know where I can get 110 small arms?
Jacob Etienne > erek
Jacob Etienne > first you need 220 midgets
Jacob Etienne > then a hacksaw
Promon Delnai > actually
Promon Delnai > youd only need 55 midgets
Promon Delnai > since they have two arms
Jacob Etienne > jesus christ
Jacob Etienne > i cant count
Jacob Etienne > erek
Jacob Etienne > first you need 220 midgets
Jacob Etienne > then a hacksaw
Promon Delnai > actually
Promon Delnai > youd only need 55 midgets
Promon Delnai > since they have two arms
Jacob Etienne > jesus christ
Jacob Etienne > i cant count
Monev TheGale > so im here mining in my apoc. and i ran into someone mining in a megathron
Gturtle > You should've had a mine-off.
Monev TheGale > bascly did. i said "race you to the kernite!"
Monev TheGale > then she qouted her yeild/min.
Monev TheGale > she wins that one
Gturtle > That's when you go back, fit your baby for combat, and show back up and say "oh look, my yield per minute is "all of your cargo" and "this minute"
Gturtle > You should've had a mine-off.
Monev TheGale > bascly did. i said "race you to the kernite!"
Monev TheGale > then she qouted her yeild/min.
Monev TheGale > she wins that one
Gturtle > That's when you go back, fit your baby for combat, and show back up and say "oh look, my yield per minute is "all of your cargo" and "this minute"
PKlavins > /emote activates Emperor Palpatine voice: "Some might consider the amount of n00bs jumping in to be...unnatural..."
Zedic > lmfao
Zedic > begun the n00b scout wars have. kill them we must
Zedic > lmfao
Zedic > begun the n00b scout wars have. kill them we must
Par'Gellen > when someone puts the word genius in their name and spells it wrong it's pretty safe to say they aren't
Wizardpete Draconis > I will bring the bottles of alcohol from the Amsterdam airport. A lot cheaper I am sure.
Horrible > yes it is
Horrible > much cheeper
Wizardpete Draconis > I know. lol
Wizardpete Draconis > Seen your prices for alcohol. :D
Serwincent jr > That's why we drink moes piss
Wizardpete Draconis > ROFLMAO
CrazyRider > Have I been drinking piss all the time??? WTF!!!!
Horrible > yes it is
Horrible > much cheeper
Wizardpete Draconis > I know. lol
Wizardpete Draconis > Seen your prices for alcohol. :D
Serwincent jr > That's why we drink moes piss
Wizardpete Draconis > ROFLMAO
CrazyRider > Have I been drinking piss all the time??? WTF!!!!
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
<RollinDutchMasters> being a webcam whore doesnt make you an IT pro
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
Dis Tructive > You want to get some hed in Brin?
Dis Tructive > I am checking the action now
Dis Tructive > To see how hot it is
Dustin > Read everything you just typed out loud...
Dis Tructive > I am checking the action now
Dis Tructive > To see how hot it is
Dustin > Read everything you just typed out loud...
Zaebos > my wife can cook! hehehe...
she's 1/2 japanese
Zaebos > f/lunch... we had sushi!
Marie Sklodowska > that's not cooking
Marie Sklodowska > that's showing you
she has skill with a large blade
she's 1/2 japanese
Zaebos > f/lunch... we had sushi!
Marie Sklodowska > that's not cooking
Marie Sklodowska > that's showing you
she has skill with a large blade
(@[RKK]Alexison) anyone good with photoshop here?
(@Trevedian) i am kinda
(@[RKK]Alexison) can you stick a penis to a corpse please?
(@Trevedian) errr
(@Trevedian) i am kinda
(@[RKK]Alexison) can you stick a penis to a corpse please?
(@Trevedian) errr