<moocifer> no no I don't need a teeny weeny computer screen :(
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Vendrin > Why do you want a Basilisk?
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.
amarrreborn > damnit this courier contract to myself is still 25 jumps away
KAL Skaarj > ....
KAL Skaarj > ladies and gentle men we have a new Omgrawr
KAL Skaarj > ....
KAL Skaarj > ladies and gentle men we have a new Omgrawr
<AlexH> yeah... the Widow looks mean, quite ignoring that
<AlexH> raven-class dps, rook-strengh ecm, cloak bonus
<Elsebeth> scorpy-class being-primaried
<Theron_> ... 1B price tag
<AlexH> raven-class dps, rook-strengh ecm, cloak bonus
<Elsebeth> scorpy-class being-primaried
<Theron_> ... 1B price tag
IgnorantBliss > Normally I'd say I can't complain, cause at least I'm not Amarr. But with the drone bandwidth nerf coming to the Myrm and the Eos I feel like I re-rolled Amarr over night.
<TheRat> need linux nerd pls
<TheRat> I'm trying to update glib from 2.4 to 2.12
<TheRat> but it doesnt recognize the new version
<TheRat> send halp
<Levin> uhm
<Levin> im not a linux nerd
<Levin> but maybe its because youre trying to upgrade to a previous version?
<TheRat> you're also not a math nerd
<TheRat> 12 > 4
<D2> I thought that, but its two.twelve :)
<TheRat> 2.1.2 < 2.4.0
<Levin> oh right
<Levin> actually
<Levin> no
<TheRat> actually
<TheRat> yes
<Levin> thats a stupid way of naming versions
<Levin> 2.12 < 2.40
<Aleatory> that contravenes most laws of update naming
<Levin> thats not how counting works
<D2> it is possible levin is right
<D2> but its also possible hes wrong
<Levin> if 2.12 is newer than 2.4 then it should be called 3.6
<D2> I'll be standing on the fence over here
<Aleatory> levin is right ... its shit naming
<Levin> fucking euros
<Levin> PICK A SIDE
<Aleatory> it should be
<Aleatory> 2.04
<D2> or 2.40
<D2> yes
<Aleatory> TheRat: what have you learned from this .... never ask for help on irc!
<TheRat> indeed
<TheRat> I'm trying to update glib from 2.4 to 2.12
<TheRat> but it doesnt recognize the new version
<TheRat> send halp
<Levin> uhm
<Levin> im not a linux nerd
<Levin> but maybe its because youre trying to upgrade to a previous version?
<TheRat> you're also not a math nerd
<TheRat> 12 > 4
<D2> I thought that, but its two.twelve :)
<TheRat> 2.1.2 < 2.4.0
<Levin> oh right
<Levin> actually
<Levin> no
<TheRat> actually
<TheRat> yes
<Levin> thats a stupid way of naming versions
<Levin> 2.12 < 2.40
<Aleatory> that contravenes most laws of update naming
<Levin> thats not how counting works
<D2> it is possible levin is right
<D2> but its also possible hes wrong
<Levin> if 2.12 is newer than 2.4 then it should be called 3.6
<D2> I'll be standing on the fence over here
<Aleatory> levin is right ... its shit naming
<Levin> fucking euros
<Levin> PICK A SIDE
<Aleatory> it should be
<Aleatory> 2.04
<D2> or 2.40
<D2> yes
<Aleatory> TheRat: what have you learned from this .... never ask for help on irc!
<TheRat> indeed
<DigitalCommunist> oh dear, I may have just had an epiphany
* DigitalCommunist blushes with embarrassment and goes off to find Kleenex
* HellGremlin and the cheerleaders laugh at and deride DigitalCommunist's pitiful expulsion
<DigitalCommunist> :(((((((
* DigitalCommunist blushes with embarrassment and goes off to find Kleenex
* HellGremlin and the cheerleaders laugh at and deride DigitalCommunist's pitiful expulsion
<DigitalCommunist> :(((((((
Rei Indan > sup
Rei Indan > does anyone have any services they would like to pay me for?
Nexnecis Umbra > you have to swallow..
Rei Indan > does anyone have any services they would like to pay me for?
Nexnecis Umbra > you have to swallow..
schor > selling virginity for a nyx (win win for me =P)
Neborov2 > haha
blind assain > i dont think the gm s will be to happy aboutr that
schor > lol ok selling gm's virginity for a nyx...they can be brided =P
Neborov2 > haha
blind assain > i dont think the gm s will be to happy aboutr that
schor > lol ok selling gm's virginity for a nyx...they can be brided =P