Firnas > i had to drive 70 miles to activate my eve accounts this morning
Firnas > because my in town bank,,, i have two banks... PUT ENGLAND ON THEIR FRAUD COUNTRY LIST
Firnas > I was like WHAT THE FUCK... ENGLAND???
Firnas > do you even know what country england is you retarded assfucks?
Firnas > i missed a nightmare kill because of them
Firnas > because my in town bank,,, i have two banks... PUT ENGLAND ON THEIR FRAUD COUNTRY LIST
Firnas > I was like WHAT THE FUCK... ENGLAND???
Firnas > do you even know what country england is you retarded assfucks?
Firnas > i missed a nightmare kill because of them
Jed Midnite > My head hurts, this is exactly like trying to explain emails to my mother
Rollondar > corps are for suckas!
Yukiko Yoshida > you're in one, congrats
Yukiko Yoshida > sucka
Ankanos > lol
Rollondar > I didn't join it
Ankanos > "oh yes you did!"
Yukiko Yoshida > it is, infact, a corp though
Yukiko Yoshida > yes, yes you did
Ankanos > "two snaps up"
Rollondar > yes, but being pressed into a corp by force is a different animal.
Yukiko Yoshida > its called conscription, welcome to eve
Yukiko Yoshida > you're in one, congrats
Yukiko Yoshida > sucka
Ankanos > lol
Rollondar > I didn't join it
Ankanos > "oh yes you did!"
Yukiko Yoshida > it is, infact, a corp though
Yukiko Yoshida > yes, yes you did
Ankanos > "two snaps up"
Rollondar > yes, but being pressed into a corp by force is a different animal.
Yukiko Yoshida > its called conscription, welcome to eve
<J_nx> ow btw
<J_nx> i had an almost dead experience yesterday
<J_nx> there was a giant spider on the cupboard
<J_nx> was like 30cm of me!
<DraLaFi> well, did you make use of your killrights then ? :)
<J_nx> nah
<J_nx> i let my girl take care of it
<J_nx> if i kill them they will get me at night
<DraLaFi> :D
<J_nx> i had an almost dead experience yesterday
<J_nx> there was a giant spider on the cupboard
<J_nx> was like 30cm of me!
<DraLaFi> well, did you make use of your killrights then ? :)
<J_nx> nah
<J_nx> i let my girl take care of it
<J_nx> if i kill them they will get me at night
<DraLaFi> :D
Alois Hammer > its going down that fast??
Agent Stone > Nah, the guns were quick, smalls
Sanaya Sien > well, we got stuck on the warp disruptor now
Agent Stone > Scram taking a while, lol
Agent Stone > Shield will also take time. :s
Pixi Queen > poor thing can't even shoot back
DraLaFi > well it could
Agent Stone > Not any more.
DraLaFi > we crippled it.. like pulling legs of a spider
Pixi Queen > cruelty to pos's!!!!!
Agent Stone > Nah, the guns were quick, smalls
Sanaya Sien > well, we got stuck on the warp disruptor now
Agent Stone > Scram taking a while, lol
Agent Stone > Shield will also take time. :s
Pixi Queen > poor thing can't even shoot back
DraLaFi > well it could
Agent Stone > Not any more.
DraLaFi > we crippled it.. like pulling legs of a spider
Pixi Queen > cruelty to pos's!!!!!
Arvo Katsuya > Shouldn't be too bad, as long as it isn't cheap CBD stuff.
Celeste Fauconnier > Mercies, I can't wear anything CBD produces. Breaks me out. I used to use Wiyrkomi's Jolia Meadow scent in their Adventurer Revive line, but damn me, they no longer produce that, at least here in the State.
Celeste Fauconnier > Which is somewhat understandable, but ... I'd thought Samanuni Spring was likely the same thing.
Arvo Katsuya > You shouldn't have to worry about me. I use deodorant when its needed...
Arvo Katsuya > /emote grins slyly. >I use Shokuveri Spice... has that slogan, "Strong enough for a Brutor, made for a Deteis.".
Celeste Fauconnier > Oh, thank the mercies. I was hesitant to ask, you know.
Celeste Fauconnier > Mercies, I can't wear anything CBD produces. Breaks me out. I used to use Wiyrkomi's Jolia Meadow scent in their Adventurer Revive line, but damn me, they no longer produce that, at least here in the State.
Celeste Fauconnier > Which is somewhat understandable, but ... I'd thought Samanuni Spring was likely the same thing.
Arvo Katsuya > You shouldn't have to worry about me. I use deodorant when its needed...
Arvo Katsuya > /emote grins slyly. >I use Shokuveri Spice... has that slogan, "Strong enough for a Brutor, made for a Deteis.".
Celeste Fauconnier > Oh, thank the mercies. I was hesitant to ask, you know.
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Koronakesh > seri hit on me once, jean : run away
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
Rodtrik > how do i hide my HUD
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment