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Arvo Katsuya > Shouldn't be too bad, as long as it isn't cheap CBD stuff.
Celeste Fauconnier > Mercies, I can't wear anything CBD produces. Breaks me out. I used to use Wiyrkomi's Jolia Meadow scent in their Adventurer Revive line, but damn me, they no longer produce that, at least here in the State.
Celeste Fauconnier > Which is somewhat understandable, but ... I'd thought Samanuni Spring was likely the same thing.
Arvo Katsuya > You shouldn't have to worry about me. I use deodorant when its needed...
Arvo Katsuya > /emote grins slyly. >I use Shokuveri Spice... has that slogan, "Strong enough for a Brutor, made for a Deteis.".
Celeste Fauconnier > Oh, thank the mercies. I was hesitant to ask, you know.
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Koronakesh > seri hit on me once, jean : run away
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
sodney > man my oxygen planet makes too much oxygen :|
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
EVE System > Channel changed to Vlillirier Local Channel
Seraphim Risen > I don't think there are enough stations here
Derwent > weve petitioned for more
Zora'e > WTB a brain. My current one seems to have taken a permanent vacation
<wizzard66> she whistles while peeing
<wizzard66> just as i did as girl
<wizzard66> *boy
Gottii > nah thats fine
Gottii > sorry bro...on patrol...eve mail me the details?
* Sard wishes Gottii was patrolling his borders
Gottii > Sard I bet you say that to all the anti-pirates
* Sard eyerolls
Sard > ...
Sard > yeeaaaah I do
Mata > They hunted each other through lawless space - baiting, probing - in pursuit of the ultimate explosive climax.
Mata > Sard seeks "border incident" with Gottii.
Gottii > lol next Interstellar intrigue?
Marogian: the market is so funny
Marogian: people literally seem to be deciding how much to charge for stuff relatively based on how good the name sounds
Marogian: "precious metals" atm is by far the most expensive "bas resource"
Marogian: despite being incredibly abundant
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