<+Asestorian> I was dragged down to give blood today
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one
Raz Lictor > It's sad when my dreams involve EVE.
Raz Lictor > It was weird too. At some point in my dream I jumped into a harbor or something to swim away from a somebody from PL, but they caught up to me and tackled me in the water because my Drake was fitted with two nanos while theirs was two nanos with a t2
Raz Lictor > aux thruster rig and two polys
Raz Lictor > Then we got into a fitting discussion and they decided to let me go and not kill me O.o
Rob Crowley > that's some quality dreaming right there
Raz Lictor > It was weird too. At some point in my dream I jumped into a harbor or something to swim away from a somebody from PL, but they caught up to me and tackled me in the water because my Drake was fitted with two nanos while theirs was two nanos with a t2
Raz Lictor > aux thruster rig and two polys
Raz Lictor > Then we got into a fitting discussion and they decided to let me go and not kill me O.o
Rob Crowley > that's some quality dreaming right there
Paskis Robinson > oh i was thinking i have lots of fuel scattered around but you can't use it, i thnk you need helium right
Maverick Xavier > yup helium
Maverick Xavier > all of the sudden we are unable to jump to cyno, you hear your entire crew talking in high pitched voices.... d'oh
Maverick Xavier > yup helium
Maverick Xavier > all of the sudden we are unable to jump to cyno, you hear your entire crew talking in high pitched voices.... d'oh
Leopold Caine > /emote decided to just appear for the event in his old amarr navy uniform
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
Tristan Acoma > I like my modules like I like my women
Tristan Acoma > Stacked.
Tristan Acoma > Stacked.
Satria Akano > Oh, i got this one from the bartender on deck 15, rss assembly plant: what is the difference between an outlaw and an amarrian when they enter minmatar space?
Satria Akano > The outlaw is wanted.
Satria Akano > The outlaw is wanted.
Kent Reeves > you know, some day I will stop watching porn all the time and actually undock and kill shit
Kent Reeves > but until my hand breaks and my fingers fall off that's not going to happen
Kent Reeves > but until my hand breaks and my fingers fall off that's not going to happen
Advent Eclipse > I'd love to kill my mother in law...
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Lirael Dyrim > they come into barl at 23:00 gmt every day
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|
Wintershield > so woke up this morning to find out my 4 year old undocked my navy slicer last night and was killed by bl