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Korinne > so i guess id have to say that i would commit genocide for purple eyes
Kelsy Talan > :3
Korinne > or well, at least blow up a bus of schoolchildren
Kelsy Talan > I'm getting hungry now.
Korinne > there are a few things id commit genocide for
Kelsy Talan > :<
Bai'xao Meiyi > what sane individual wouldnt kill a bus load of schoolchildren
Bai'xao Meiyi > <i>imagine the explosion!</i>
Scherezad > :|
Bai'xao Meiyi > packed lunches flying everywhere
Kelsy Talan > Don't get me started
Bai'xao Meiyi > bits and pieces of jocks
Kelsy Talan > I have a real hatred for children
Bai'xao Meiyi > also
Bai'xao Meiyi > silence
Bai'xao Meiyi > lots and lots of stunned silence after it finishes exploding
Bai'xao Meiyi > except for my cheering
Korinne > opinion
Korinne > work tomorrow or not?
Aidysmaa Ondar > Not
Leopold Caine > Depends on the alternative.
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're lazy, work
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're about to go ride an elephant downtown and sniff some cocaine from a lebanese waitresses' clevage, fuck work
Korinne > id rather snuggle with said lebanese waitress
Korinne > and trade the cocaine for illegal weapons
Leopold Caine > And you wonder why you anglosaxons are so depressed all the time.
SCORPION VEN0M > man
SCORPION VEN0M > even you guys would kill a swell guy like me
SCORPION VEN0M > what has this world come to
SCORPION VEN0M > i think im losing faith in humanity
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i was ordered to, i might shoot once or twice
Onyxalia La'fiette > in eve ofc
SCORPION VEN0M > ima go run mission in my Golem now
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> mind telling me where?
Onyxalia La'fiette > lawl jk
SCORPION VEN0M > onyx, if you ever catch my main running mission in a carebear ass ship like a golem
SCORPION VEN0M > it is your duty to kill it
Lt Xevy > ( . Y . )
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Lt Xevy > I have ADHD
Onyxalia La'fiette > ditto :x
Onyxalia La'fiette > IM HYPERACTIVE D:
Lt Xevy > im not hyper
Lt Xevy > im just stupid
Onyxalia La'fiette > ....youre not stupid if you have ADHD
Onyxalia La'fiette > ADHD isnt being stupid at all
Onyxalia La'fiette > attention deficit hyperactive disorder
Onyxalia La'fiette > nowhere in there does it say youre a fucking moron
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Lt Xevy > hey.. i landed at 0 on a gate by a merlin.. in a talos and got soloed
Lt Xevy > u sure im not dumb?
Onyxalia La'fiette > xevy thats not your ADHD
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats just your utter lack of braincells
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats something else entirely
Mira deVorsha > ive a joke
BUDDA2K6 > 3 but nice counting
Mira deVorsha > what was beethoven's favourite fruit?
Mira deVorsha > BA NA NA NAAAAAA
M'Hurl Torps > that's Bach loser
Mira deVorsha > pretty sure thats beethoven's 5th there skippy
Mira deVorsha > unless bach was some kind of banana fundamnetalist
Onyxalia La'fiette > we didnt come from a place where shields were smiled upon
FeralShadow > i remember the nun at my christian elementary would slap our wrists with rulers if we fit up shield ships
FeralShadow > she used to say they were the devil
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats a lie and you know it
Onyxalia La'fiette > she let the priest do it
DraLaFi > Theft, is punished with 8 days of Tent trip with mother in law...
AZ westside > cool i found a warm hole. whats in it
Tahlequah Tentrees > death
Gabriel R Gomez > sleepers
Gabriel R Gomez > EVE
Fernando MRuiz > A... warm hole?
Isildulis > lol
Gabriel R Gomez > someone farted ^^
stopher Vynneve > lol
Tahlequah Tentrees > Security level will be 0 or below. Death awaits the unwary.
Fernando MRuiz > Probably yourself if you're either charming enough or willing to get your bar tab that high.
Dish Water > a warm hole could be a bbq pit.
Isildulis > i thought about another kind of warm hole..
AZ westside > wow this is a big ship shooting at the small ships
Isildulis > or maybe i got a twisted mind
AZ westside > its so long
Gabriel R Gomez > Space Penis?
Isildulis > space penis shooting at the warm hole?
Fernando MRuiz > AFK to grab some paper towels. My monitor's covered in Coke Zero now.
AZ westside > no im in the warm hole
Gabriel R Gomez > worm*
Han yu > inuendo ennui
Tahlequah Tentrees > Adolescents always have to get that stuff out of their system, I guess.
AZ westside > so what happens if i cant fine the warm hale agen
Fernando MRuiz > Then it's time to start dating again?
Tahlequah Tentrees > You get time to learn to spell.
Fernando MRuiz > Sorry, dude. My brain is in a weird place right now.
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
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