<Valar|AFK> it costs 200isk to travel with the bus in Reykjavik
<Hammerhead> half a beer?
<Valar|AFK> Hammerhead, the icelandic currency is ISK not beer :D
<Hammerhead> half a beer?
<Valar|AFK> Hammerhead, the icelandic currency is ISK not beer :D
damascus352 > [recruitment ad]
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
Herzog Wolfhammer > See what happens when we ignore too many stress test calls? They call a live event
Forsake Megellan > whoever is probing me out i am in the cyno ship on the station
<Ganymede> When my boss said "I've been in this business for over 20 years", I was tempted to ask them when they planned on actually learning something from that experience.
Verite Rendition > :-(
Eskiban Vlasic > Turn that frown upside down!
Verite Rendition > )-:
Eskiban Vlasic > Turn that frown upside down!
Verite Rendition > )-:
Sterngauner > thats it, from now on every CCP employee has to pick up their paycheck from an office in Chicago inner city warehouse district ... at night ... alone .... in the rain!
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions
Valerie Valate > what're the odds that patch notes for incarna 1.0.1 will have something like: "wearing a skirt no longer prevents fitting weapons to ships" or some other complete wtf ?
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
Rhodin Lazarith > so, there I am, sitting off the jump bridge in Q-T waiting for something to come through
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday