Nethys Axion > and someone wanna help scout my ass into *snip* when the time comes?
Marcus Gord > your ass needs a scout? it doesn't look that big.......
Nethys Axion > you haven't seen the full portrait
Marcus Gord > true, i suppose the chest needs a counterbalance
Marcus Gord > your ass needs a scout? it doesn't look that big.......
Nethys Axion > you haven't seen the full portrait
Marcus Gord > true, i suppose the chest needs a counterbalance
Batack > Who needs wardecs to disable a corp when you have omgrawr.net to introduce them to :-)))
HxChippiewill > I do not approve of this most horrendous of cromes
JONUS BLACK > Crome does not poy.
JONUS BLACK > Crome does not poy.
Ashar KorAzor > STITCHER
Ashar KorAzor > YOU ARE A BAG OF WELSH
Stitcher > I think you mean a *steaming* bag of Welsh
Ashar KorAzor > I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO PLACE ONE WELSHMAN INSIDE ANOTHER WELSHMAN, COCK-FIRST, AND VISIT IT UPON YOU
Mizhara Del'thul > That's easy, just tell one of them the other said he was pretty.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU ARE A BAG OF WELSH
Stitcher > I think you mean a *steaming* bag of Welsh
Ashar KorAzor > I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO PLACE ONE WELSHMAN INSIDE ANOTHER WELSHMAN, COCK-FIRST, AND VISIT IT UPON YOU
Mizhara Del'thul > That's easy, just tell one of them the other said he was pretty.
Jinkei > Shit, I spilled the coke
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
<Max_The_Faultless|2> fuck this shitty shit internet...its so shitty
<cory> haha
* cory points and laughs
<Loon> max just figured out that the internet is shitty?
<Loon> but think of all the porn
<cr8r> must be anal
<cory> haha
* cory points and laughs
<Loon> max just figured out that the internet is shitty?
<Loon> but think of all the porn
<cr8r> must be anal
Golakka > set course for jita, graphics to mininum, autopilot engaged
Golakka > disabiling headphones, course set for kitchen, Scotch pies and microwave identified
Golakka > disabiling headphones, course set for kitchen, Scotch pies and microwave identified
<Brutorans> do you sleep btw?
<Brutorans> it is 20 to 5 after all :p
<Acuzio Tanicus> sometimes
<Brutorans> machine!
<Acuzio Tanicus> could ask you the same question
<Acuzio Tanicus> :P
<Brutorans> computing students
<Brutorans> :shrug:
<Brutorans> it is 20 to 5 after all :p
<Acuzio Tanicus> sometimes
<Brutorans> machine!
<Acuzio Tanicus> could ask you the same question
<Acuzio Tanicus> :P
<Brutorans> computing students
<Brutorans> :shrug:
Cpt Mimeo > sweet ride
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship