Totalani > anyone know what their scimis were doing on top of us?
WNxWolfy > Dying
WNxWolfy > Dying
Advent Eclipse > I'd love to kill my mother in law...
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Lirael Dyrim > they come into barl at 23:00 gmt every day
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|
Wintershield > so woke up this morning to find out my 4 year old undocked my navy slicer last night and was killed by bl
Commander A9 > so monk, what might you want me to do with these blood raider Militants?
Facist Monk > see how many of them you can fit into a smart car?
Facist Monk > see how many of them you can fit into a smart car?
Borric CoDion > dam it, where have they put nano paste now
jih chop > hehe
jih chop > borric can't find his nano paste because I switched the labal with his lube tube
jih chop > that's why he's been so itchy
jih chop > all those little buggers trying to fix all the damage down there
jih chop > hehe
jih chop > borric can't find his nano paste because I switched the labal with his lube tube
jih chop > that's why he's been so itchy
jih chop > all those little buggers trying to fix all the damage down there
Lake: loci - ya, sorry for the hold up tonight.
loci_sabage: It's cool, wasn't like I had a hot date or anything
Lake: You had dinner with fred? Dinner alone? Watching TV alone? Or were you going to sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria's secret catalog? ... Sears catalog? Sorry, you don't deserve this kind of shabby treatement.
loci_sabage: It's cool, wasn't like I had a hot date or anything
Lake: You had dinner with fred? Dinner alone? Watching TV alone? Or were you going to sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria's secret catalog? ... Sears catalog? Sorry, you don't deserve this kind of shabby treatement.
<Larg_Kellein> Your night is a hell of a lot better than mine :p
<cr8r> maybe i'll top the night off by surprising the girlfriend
<Larg_Kellein> contrasting life stories being relayed through internet relay chat tonight... On a very special episode of Blossom
<cr8r> the only one to ever bone blossom was sheldon
<Larg_Kellein> Well, she probably intimidated everyone else... considering her nose was a bigger appendage than their cocks could ever hope to be
<cr8r> true
<cr8r> but think of how it would caress your sack during a 69
<Larg_Kellein> frankly, I'm more concerned with it unintentionally cornholing me
<cr8r> maybe i'll top the night off by surprising the girlfriend
<Larg_Kellein> contrasting life stories being relayed through internet relay chat tonight... On a very special episode of Blossom
<cr8r> the only one to ever bone blossom was sheldon
<Larg_Kellein> Well, she probably intimidated everyone else... considering her nose was a bigger appendage than their cocks could ever hope to be
<cr8r> true
<cr8r> but think of how it would caress your sack during a 69
<Larg_Kellein> frankly, I'm more concerned with it unintentionally cornholing me
Rick Maclore > ive probed enough holes in space to be a wormholer
Boltorano > do something for me, go to google.com, and type "what are you some kind of" in the box
Boltorano > don't hit enter
GrammarNazi > There really should be a comma in there. :P
GrammarNazi > "What, are you some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > Or, "What are you, some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > 1. "What are you some kind of sick werewolf freak" 2. "What are you some kind of girl or something"
Boltorano > huh
GrammarNazi > If I could crucify Google itself for run-on sentences right now, I'd fucking do it in a heartbeat.
Boltorano > the 2nd one I get is "grammar nazi" :P
GrammarNazi > Oh, cruel irony.
Boltorano > don't hit enter
GrammarNazi > There really should be a comma in there. :P
GrammarNazi > "What, are you some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > Or, "What are you, some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > 1. "What are you some kind of sick werewolf freak" 2. "What are you some kind of girl or something"
Boltorano > huh
GrammarNazi > If I could crucify Google itself for run-on sentences right now, I'd fucking do it in a heartbeat.
Boltorano > the 2nd one I get is "grammar nazi" :P
GrammarNazi > Oh, cruel irony.