Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Glacier > One guy described the requiremennts as 'obtain 25 Angel Unobtainium tags, and 50 units of Underage Robotic Exotic Dancer Sex Slaves, a commodity so illegal that if Concord customs catches you, they suspend your eve account.
<Requiem|> Did some huge battle occur in catch last night? More than 700 ships destroyed. o_O
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
10am on a weekday..........
<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
Mordax Ibrium > Do they speak Hollish over in Holland?
Gungankllr > No, they Holla
Gungankllr > No, they Holla
<Nyuu> what is this life?
<Nyuu> I've heard of it..
<Nyuu> seems boring :/
<Kurenin> its what catches up to you when you spend $75 a month for your 5 eve accounts.
<Nyuu> I've heard of it..
<Nyuu> seems boring :/
<Kurenin> its what catches up to you when you spend $75 a month for your 5 eve accounts.
Marcus Gideon > Nobody that cute is gonna sit around playing spaceships on a Saturday night
Katrina Oniseki > Welcome to EVE, where the socially inept try to make the socially inept look socially inept.
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Sterngauner > thats it, from now on every CCP employee has to pick up their paycheck from an office in Chicago inner city warehouse district ... at night ... alone .... in the rain!
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions