Sregor Beeblebrox > afk behind your cloaker in my cloaker.
El Yatta > quick, move the second cloaker behind the third one, or we'll be outcloaked!
El Yatta > quick, move the second cloaker behind the third one, or we'll be outcloaked!
holyman4vr > aye a dick is still a dick dont matter if the person has tits on not
Ronald Speirs > OMG DS is in local.....are the forums down ???? :P
Snapes > dont panic!! the dev is not out to kill us.........................yet!
Dark Shikari > lol
Dark Shikari > was afk
Snapes > aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT SPEAKS!?!?!
Avernus > man, that's like OMGRAWR material that is :P
Snapes > dont panic!! the dev is not out to kill us.........................yet!
Dark Shikari > lol
Dark Shikari > was afk
Snapes > aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT SPEAKS!?!?!
Avernus > man, that's like OMGRAWR material that is :P
<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
![http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"](http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"){kind=link}
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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Oortog > Mine, rat.. whore... spread your cheeks for the corp!
<@[AmericanHero]work> exactly. even with shitty skills I dont have any problems
<@[AmericanHero]work> but that may or may not change
<@[AmericanHero]work> it's very easy to get it up
* @Milnoch|Work resists the urge to qupote that out of context
<@[AmericanHero]work> heh
<@[AmericanHero]work> anyway...trade skills are easy, even with a shitty cha
<@Tremek|wrka> it IS very easy to get up!
<@Tremek|wrka> Milnoch, can you not get it up?
<@[AmericanHero]work> i certainly have no problems
<@Tremek|wrka> Nor I.
<@[AmericanHero]work> we get it up together all the time!
<@[AmericanHero]work> ...
<@[AmericanHero]work> wai...
<@Tremek|wrka> ....
<@Tremek|wrka> noes.
<@[AmericanHero]work> =P
<@Tremek|wrka> :(
<@[AmericanHero]work> people always wondered what goes on in those leadership forums =P
<@Tremek|wrka> ... and the answer is: not that.
<@[AmericanHero]work> but that may or may not change
<@[AmericanHero]work> it's very easy to get it up
* @Milnoch|Work resists the urge to qupote that out of context
<@[AmericanHero]work> heh
<@[AmericanHero]work> anyway...trade skills are easy, even with a shitty cha
<@Tremek|wrka> it IS very easy to get up!
<@Tremek|wrka> Milnoch, can you not get it up?
<@[AmericanHero]work> i certainly have no problems
<@Tremek|wrka> Nor I.
<@[AmericanHero]work> we get it up together all the time!
<@[AmericanHero]work> ...
<@[AmericanHero]work> wai...
<@Tremek|wrka> ....
<@Tremek|wrka> noes.
<@[AmericanHero]work> =P
<@Tremek|wrka> :(
<@[AmericanHero]work> people always wondered what goes on in those leadership forums =P
<@Tremek|wrka> ... and the answer is: not that.
Jor Myne > Tam, the onlything ur nutsack is good for is as a backdrop to horror movies ;p
ImACrunchyNut > suas is like Tom on myspace, soon as you start an alliance he is the default character in it
Richard Mnemonic > what are you guys drinking/smoking and can I have some ;-)
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
Ryuki : no Karn, unlike girls, wearing sexy undies will not help you turn on members of the opposite sex.