<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
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<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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Oortog > Mine, rat.. whore... spread your cheeks for the corp!
Mikero Stan > Mr. Fix is in HED in a Cerberus.
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?
Gothikia > IM NOT FUCKING EMO
Gothikia > slash = piss
Gothikia > slash = piss
lilbc > shiiiit a bunch of ibis are pawning me
Jacob Etienne > owned
Promon Delnai > heh
Promon Delnai > ibis gankfleet!
lilbc > lol
lilbc > that would be funny if it really happend
Jacob Etienne > it did
Jacob Etienne > and its called 'GoonSwarm'
Jacob Etienne > owned
Promon Delnai > heh
Promon Delnai > ibis gankfleet!
lilbc > lol
lilbc > that would be funny if it really happend
Jacob Etienne > it did
Jacob Etienne > and its called 'GoonSwarm'
Dekiri > i think its actually entertaining
Dekiri > + they drop nice loot
O Thief > well you'll have to stop losing so many HAC's and T2 BS's from your alliance if this war is going to get you anywhere
WarGod > ok
WarGod > then be happy the war ent endin
Baihuigau > I like cookies
Dekiri > i prefer waffles
Baihuigau > chocolate ones are the best umm
Baihuigau > pancakes are also good
Baihuigau > think wargod wants some cookies, he sounds a bit stressed today
Dekiri > i suggest milk
Dekiri > it usually helps when stressed and its healthy
Baihuigau > umm milk and cookies thats a good idea
WarGod > :o
WarGod > milk and cookies... now theres an idea
ISliverI > now thats some lame smack talk :)
Baihuigau > we should be able to push a button in eve and get food fedexed to our enemies
Dekiri > did you ever notice the awsomeness of milk when you ate chocolate?
Baihuigau > its no smack were just lightening the mood ^ ^
Trebor Slater > nope?
Trebor Slater > Milk and chocolate?
O Thief > It works very well
O Thief > especially if the milk is cold
Trebor Slater > What do u do?
Dekiri > the idea is
Dekiri > that the chocolate leave a very strong taste in your mouth
Dekiri > and you can almsot completly whipe it out with the milk
Dekiri > and then eat more chocolate
Dekiri > its like sauna
Dekiri > or hot and cold showers
Trebor Slater > Right, k so I eat the chocolate and then drink milk
Butter Dog > yes
Dekiri > yea
Trebor Slater > then eat chocolate again
Dekiri > and then eat chocolate again
Trebor Slater > I will try that
Dekiri > right
Butter Dog > chocoalte warm ish, milk cold
Dekiri > works with cookies also
Dekiri > aye
Dekiri > bd got it right
Butter Dog > the cold milk changes the texture of the chocolate
Butter Dog > its rather nice if i do say so myself
Trebor Slater > lol. Definately trying that later
WarGod > u never tryed it?
Dekiri > see?
O Thief > very addcitive though
Dekiri > come to EC.-P
Dekiri > you get education !
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > knowledge we spead!
Trebor Slater > Cool
Dekiri > spread
O Thief > and before you know it you've drunk a 4 litres of milk and 3 kilos of chocolate
Dekiri > that only works for fat people
Dekiri > i would explode after 1 litre
Baihuigau > fast metabolism ftw
Dekiri > being fat ftw
O Thief > ugh
Dekiri > since you probably can pack more chocolate
Dekiri > and extend the pleasure
Baihuigau > lol
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > + they drop nice loot
O Thief > well you'll have to stop losing so many HAC's and T2 BS's from your alliance if this war is going to get you anywhere
WarGod > ok
WarGod > then be happy the war ent endin
Baihuigau > I like cookies
Dekiri > i prefer waffles
Baihuigau > chocolate ones are the best umm
Baihuigau > pancakes are also good
Baihuigau > think wargod wants some cookies, he sounds a bit stressed today
Dekiri > i suggest milk
Dekiri > it usually helps when stressed and its healthy
Baihuigau > umm milk and cookies thats a good idea
WarGod > :o
WarGod > milk and cookies... now theres an idea
ISliverI > now thats some lame smack talk :)
Baihuigau > we should be able to push a button in eve and get food fedexed to our enemies
Dekiri > did you ever notice the awsomeness of milk when you ate chocolate?
Baihuigau > its no smack were just lightening the mood ^ ^
Trebor Slater > nope?
Trebor Slater > Milk and chocolate?
O Thief > It works very well
O Thief > especially if the milk is cold
Trebor Slater > What do u do?
Dekiri > the idea is
Dekiri > that the chocolate leave a very strong taste in your mouth
Dekiri > and you can almsot completly whipe it out with the milk
Dekiri > and then eat more chocolate
Dekiri > its like sauna
Dekiri > or hot and cold showers
Trebor Slater > Right, k so I eat the chocolate and then drink milk
Butter Dog > yes
Dekiri > yea
Trebor Slater > then eat chocolate again
Dekiri > and then eat chocolate again
Trebor Slater > I will try that
Dekiri > right
Butter Dog > chocoalte warm ish, milk cold
Dekiri > works with cookies also
Dekiri > aye
Dekiri > bd got it right
Butter Dog > the cold milk changes the texture of the chocolate
Butter Dog > its rather nice if i do say so myself
Trebor Slater > lol. Definately trying that later
WarGod > u never tryed it?
Dekiri > see?
O Thief > very addcitive though
Dekiri > come to EC.-P
Dekiri > you get education !
Trebor Slater > lol
Dekiri > knowledge we spead!
Trebor Slater > Cool
Dekiri > spread
O Thief > and before you know it you've drunk a 4 litres of milk and 3 kilos of chocolate
Dekiri > that only works for fat people
Dekiri > i would explode after 1 litre
Baihuigau > fast metabolism ftw
Dekiri > being fat ftw
O Thief > ugh
Dekiri > since you probably can pack more chocolate
Dekiri > and extend the pleasure
Baihuigau > lol
Trebor Slater > lol
Jor Myne > Tam, the onlything ur nutsack is good for is as a backdrop to horror movies ;p
ImACrunchyNut > suas is like Tom on myspace, soon as you start an alliance he is the default character in it
Richard Mnemonic > what are you guys drinking/smoking and can I have some ;-)
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
Twinis > I looked up this 'sleep' thing in the forums.. can't find a good fitting set for it, so i'm just gonna go with sensor boosters and damage mods. :P
Gherrit White > haha
Gherrit White > depends, the situation might require a good passive tank
Twinis > mm good point..
Twinis > but definately no mwd.. sure it will increase the sig radius but nobody wants that kinda speed in bed.
Gherrit White > maybe an AB or some nanofibers?
Twinis > good for getting to sleep but in other bed related situations speed is not key. ;)
Gherrit White > hmm
Gherrit White > might have to devise two different fittings
Twinis > situation dependent fittings ftw.
Twinis > target painter!
Gherrit White > much as it pains me to suggest, you might wanna use stabs for the sleep fitting
Gherrit White > otherwise you might never get outta bed
Twinis > so true.. so true.
Twinis > gotta kill a kitten there.
Gherrit White > haha
Gherrit White > depends, the situation might require a good passive tank
Twinis > mm good point..
Twinis > but definately no mwd.. sure it will increase the sig radius but nobody wants that kinda speed in bed.
Gherrit White > maybe an AB or some nanofibers?
Twinis > good for getting to sleep but in other bed related situations speed is not key. ;)
Gherrit White > hmm
Gherrit White > might have to devise two different fittings
Twinis > situation dependent fittings ftw.
Twinis > target painter!
Gherrit White > much as it pains me to suggest, you might wanna use stabs for the sleep fitting
Gherrit White > otherwise you might never get outta bed
Twinis > so true.. so true.
Twinis > gotta kill a kitten there.