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<@DigitalCommunist> out of pure boredom
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
Rodnork > my wife got quite angry with me when I suggested that I couldnt help with the housework this weekend because we were taking back feyth
Jack Folstam > /emote discovered he can take his chair appart
Jack Folstam > /emote is now sitting on the floor
Gil Gerard > damn. apparently i've had enough eve for now.
Hephaestus Liber > K, catch ya tomorrow night
Gil Gerard > oh i'll be back on later when she falls asleep
ScottyTheDockingManager > HERE'S SCOTTY!
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe
TheHobGoblin > MWDed in under his pulses and drained his cap to nothing
Nova Strikes > i was sucking off both the phantasm and Archies Temp at the same time, dont think i was to good with the nos tho, dont have t2
Kerosene > oo-er Nova
Nova Strikes > huh?
Kerosene > Did you suck off anything else?
Nova Strikes > yes i think skully was in a frigate
Kerosene > So you sucked off Skully?
Nova Strikes > sucked him too
Kerosene > o/
Nova Strikes > yes and archie and sloan
Nova Strikes > what?
Nova Strikes > .......
Kerosene > I'm pissing myself here
Nova Strikes > ...ye bastard!
Nova Strikes > :(
Tamora > 2006.08.15 20:27<br>Training of the skill Watching Grass Grow to level 5 has been completed
Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Glacier > One guy described the requiremennts as 'obtain 25 Angel Unobtainium tags, and 50 units of Underage Robotic Exotic Dancer Sex Slaves, a commodity so illegal that if Concord customs catches you, they suspend your eve account.
Raven Speed > Howdy
Tinwhistle > Hey Raven!!!
Tinwhistle > Didn't see you in a long time!
Mortimus > <waves at raven>
Raven Speed > I have returned
Tinwhistle > I noticed. :-)=)
Raven Speed > hehe
Raven Speed > I have been to hell and back
Mortimus > you played WoW ?
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