Deathcore > i sleep with a sword for a reason
Arcane Fox > i sleep with a woman.
Deathcore > oh me to
Deathcore > and my sword is the bit on th side
Colonelstar > how long does it take to blow up the woman lol
Arcane Fox > i sleep with a woman.
Deathcore > oh me to
Deathcore > and my sword is the bit on th side
Colonelstar > how long does it take to blow up the woman lol
Gaunty > you need to smoke a joint and get out of jita mate :P
Zudari > hehehe so true
Zudari > they just keep spammin its f*cking annoyin
Marshall Jackhammer > Spliffs?!?! Lets do this
Marshall Jackhammer > KILONNNNnnnnnaaaaaaaa
Gaunty > he isn't online....
Marshall Jackhammer > It's ok, I'm shouting it out my window as I type, he should hear me
Zudari > hehehe so true
Zudari > they just keep spammin its f*cking annoyin
Marshall Jackhammer > Spliffs?!?! Lets do this
Marshall Jackhammer > KILONNNNnnnnnaaaaaaaa
Gaunty > he isn't online....
Marshall Jackhammer > It's ok, I'm shouting it out my window as I type, he should hear me
Jai Centarium > Alright, bloodthirsty Marketing agent, I'll do your killin'.
Jai Centarium > But I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I won't enjoy it. At all.
Orestes Umnon > but you will take the cash of course
Jai Centarium > Love ain't cheap.
Orestes Umnon > ;)
Nabar Phargal > shooty shooty five dolla
Nabar Phargal > five dolla mista
Jai Centarium > Being that I'm training Dating III, I can attest to that.
Jai Centarium > WTB second job?
Jai Centarium > But I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I won't enjoy it. At all.
Orestes Umnon > but you will take the cash of course
Jai Centarium > Love ain't cheap.
Orestes Umnon > ;)
Nabar Phargal > shooty shooty five dolla
Nabar Phargal > five dolla mista
Jai Centarium > Being that I'm training Dating III, I can attest to that.
Jai Centarium > WTB second job?
Citizen Payne > LMAO!
Citizen Payne > was talking to a friend of mine in IM< and she asks me why is Missouri trying to bring back scalping
Big Fuzz > wtf?
Citizen Payne > she said it's barbaric and wondered why they wanna bring it back
Citizen Payne > after reading the article in question, I notice they're referring to ticket scalping
Big Fuzz > LOL
Citizen Payne > so she feels like an idiot now
Big Fuzz > ticket scalping is barbaric
Citizen Payne > and i'm still laughing
Citizen Payne > my first thought was ......WTF is wrong wit this ass backwards state
Raezhina > hahaha
Raezhina > them dam injuns!
Raezhina > what I wanna know is, who the hell did they think they were gonna scalp anyway?
Big Fuzz > lol
Big Fuzz > 2007 -- the year the missourians scalped BACK
Citizen Payne > was talking to a friend of mine in IM< and she asks me why is Missouri trying to bring back scalping
Big Fuzz > wtf?
Citizen Payne > she said it's barbaric and wondered why they wanna bring it back
Citizen Payne > after reading the article in question, I notice they're referring to ticket scalping
Big Fuzz > LOL
Citizen Payne > so she feels like an idiot now
Big Fuzz > ticket scalping is barbaric
Citizen Payne > and i'm still laughing
Citizen Payne > my first thought was ......WTF is wrong wit this ass backwards state
Raezhina > hahaha
Raezhina > them dam injuns!
Raezhina > what I wanna know is, who the hell did they think they were gonna scalp anyway?
Big Fuzz > lol
Big Fuzz > 2007 -- the year the missourians scalped BACK
Bsport > sorry i'm the captain i've got to fly my raven class battleship in a daring attack on the pirates stronghold, and my 6000 crew have trusted there lifes to me, so in answer to your question, no i cant do the bloody washing up
Durantis > anyone wanna help me recover
Durantis > i just lost my deimos
Durantis > and i got 8m isk right now
Durantis > i need a new ship
Durantis > and i lost my +4 implants
Durantis > pleaswe
DonMagicJuan > dont fly deimos
Asakura Nemu > go mine
DonMagicJuan > its terrible
Durantis > i know i wanna cut myself now
Durantis > please help me
Durantis > i
Asakura Nemu > GO DIE
Asakura Nemu > KILL YOURSELF IRL
Durantis > 'm crying
Asakura Nemu > DO IT
Asakura Nemu > WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER AS A RESULT
Durantis > ok
Asakura Nemu > need a razor blade?
Asakura Nemu > I can supply.
Durantis > for free?
Durantis > i just lost my deimos
Durantis > and i got 8m isk right now
Durantis > i need a new ship
Durantis > and i lost my +4 implants
Durantis > pleaswe
DonMagicJuan > dont fly deimos
Asakura Nemu > go mine
DonMagicJuan > its terrible
Durantis > i know i wanna cut myself now
Durantis > please help me
Durantis > i
Asakura Nemu > GO DIE
Asakura Nemu > KILL YOURSELF IRL
Durantis > 'm crying
Asakura Nemu > DO IT
Asakura Nemu > WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER AS A RESULT
Durantis > ok
Asakura Nemu > need a razor blade?
Asakura Nemu > I can supply.
Durantis > for free?
Vladimir Kozyrev > any one wanna buy a condor with 60 mil of irigs i put on it by accident?
DaReaper > no i'm about to go lose a thorax
DaReaper > and go broke
DaReaper > yay me
Vladimir Kozyrev > i put 3 shield rigs on a condor instead of a drake
DaReaper > can;t you repackage it?
Vladimir Kozyrev > rigs will be destroyed
DaReaper > ah
Michelle Timsdottir > HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Michelle Timsdottir > you n00b :P
DaReaper > no i'm about to go lose a thorax
DaReaper > and go broke
DaReaper > yay me
Vladimir Kozyrev > i put 3 shield rigs on a condor instead of a drake
DaReaper > can;t you repackage it?
Vladimir Kozyrev > rigs will be destroyed
DaReaper > ah
Michelle Timsdottir > HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Michelle Timsdottir > you n00b :P
Tareen Kashaar > I'm gonna get dreads again o/
Gwarnina > yay
Gwarnina > how is that?
Tareen Kashaar > making them ;)
Gwarnina > oh
Gwarnina > that's handy
Gwarnina > I could be in dreads by now if I actually trained something while away
Gwarnina > stupid me
Tareen Kashaar > oh lol
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > I was talking about dreadlocks XD
Gwarnina > yay
Gwarnina > how is that?
Tareen Kashaar > making them ;)
Gwarnina > oh
Gwarnina > that's handy
Gwarnina > I could be in dreads by now if I actually trained something while away
Gwarnina > stupid me
Tareen Kashaar > oh lol
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > I was talking about dreadlocks XD
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Mara Skye > /emote needs to seriously train up minmatar ships and projectile turrets for the next week
Almega > Ok, I'll bite. Why?
Mara Skye > to fly my new toy :)
Almega > Which is?
Mara Skye > <url=showinfo:17738>Gabriel</url>
Almega > Nice
Almega > Cool. Gives bonuses to two BS skills.
Almega > Was that a reward or something?
Mara Skye > nope, bought the BPC and the minerals I didn't have.
Mara Skye > pre-built they're around 650m atm. I paid a total of 495m for BPC + minerals
Almega > Good buy.
High Sierra > hmmmm
High Sierra > i spy an investment opportunity
High Sierra > possibly
High Sierra > whats the total cost for hte mierals?
Mara Skye > dunno
High Sierra > if you didnt have any at all?
Mara Skye > I had 6m trit, 1.5m pye and a load of Nocx already
High Sierra > WELL FIND OUT THEN YOU FOOL!
Mara Skye > and I paid about 45m for materials
Mara Skye > no
Mara Skye > I have no reason to
High Sierra > HONESTLY! IVE TOLD YOU ALL BEFORE
High Sierra > I AM THE GENIUS AND I HAVE THE IDEAS
Mara Skye > you're an arse
Mara Skye > :P
High Sierra > IT IS YOUR JOB TO PUT THOSE IDEAS INTO PRACTICAL PLANS
High Sierra > NOW GO AND TAKE OVER THE UINIVERSE - ITS MY IDEA AND ITS A GOOD ONE. SEE TO IT MINION
Mara Skye > um... no.
Mara Skye > /emote is nobody's slave.
High Sierra > you arent my slave. you are my bitch
High Sierra > /emote slaps mara
Mara Skye > /emote is definitely nobody's bitch
Mara Skye > :|
Mara Skye > except maybe my ex's if she takes me back
Mara Skye > but that's a diff story
High Sierra > o rly? bit of role reversal going on there?
High Sierra > bit of sub/dom?
High Sierra > kinky
Mara Skye > /emote says nothing
High Sierra > your silence is the thunderers
Mara Skye > so I like a little pain
Mara Skye > /emote shrugs
High Sierra > lol
High Sierra > so your ex has rectal jamming L5?
Mara Skye > I wish
Mara Skye > ... did I say taht out loud
Mara Skye > ?
Almega > Ok, I'll bite. Why?
Mara Skye > to fly my new toy :)
Almega > Which is?
Mara Skye > <url=showinfo:17738>Gabriel</url>
Almega > Nice
Almega > Cool. Gives bonuses to two BS skills.
Almega > Was that a reward or something?
Mara Skye > nope, bought the BPC and the minerals I didn't have.
Mara Skye > pre-built they're around 650m atm. I paid a total of 495m for BPC + minerals
Almega > Good buy.
High Sierra > hmmmm
High Sierra > i spy an investment opportunity
High Sierra > possibly
High Sierra > whats the total cost for hte mierals?
Mara Skye > dunno
High Sierra > if you didnt have any at all?
Mara Skye > I had 6m trit, 1.5m pye and a load of Nocx already
High Sierra > WELL FIND OUT THEN YOU FOOL!
Mara Skye > and I paid about 45m for materials
Mara Skye > no
Mara Skye > I have no reason to
High Sierra > HONESTLY! IVE TOLD YOU ALL BEFORE
High Sierra > I AM THE GENIUS AND I HAVE THE IDEAS
Mara Skye > you're an arse
Mara Skye > :P
High Sierra > IT IS YOUR JOB TO PUT THOSE IDEAS INTO PRACTICAL PLANS
High Sierra > NOW GO AND TAKE OVER THE UINIVERSE - ITS MY IDEA AND ITS A GOOD ONE. SEE TO IT MINION
Mara Skye > um... no.
Mara Skye > /emote is nobody's slave.
High Sierra > you arent my slave. you are my bitch
High Sierra > /emote slaps mara
Mara Skye > /emote is definitely nobody's bitch
Mara Skye > :|
Mara Skye > except maybe my ex's if she takes me back
Mara Skye > but that's a diff story
High Sierra > o rly? bit of role reversal going on there?
High Sierra > bit of sub/dom?
High Sierra > kinky
Mara Skye > /emote says nothing
High Sierra > your silence is the thunderers
Mara Skye > so I like a little pain
Mara Skye > /emote shrugs
High Sierra > lol
High Sierra > so your ex has rectal jamming L5?
Mara Skye > I wish
Mara Skye > ... did I say taht out loud
Mara Skye > ?