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mothyowns > selling crap makes me happy :)
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
Ra'Shyne Viper > can some give me 1B
Feyde Harkonen > no
Ra'Shyne Viper > WHA!?!
Feyde Harkonen > you didnt say the magic word
Ra'Shyne Viper > Please with a cherry on top with a gummy bear and a monkey with an eraser
Feyde Harkonen > no
Lucius Britannia > "Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever."
Sampson Bishop > lol
Shasta Sun > sounds like fun Luc
Shasta Sun > don't tell Allan might keep the baby awake lol
Lucius Britannia > I know huh?
Lucius Britannia > might actually have to try that =)
Shasta Sun > a little percucssion accompanyment
Lucius Britannia > not to mention an 'air ride'
Shasta Sun > yep
Shasta Sun > best done on a hard surface if you want the sound
Lucius Britannia > voice of experience? =)
Shasta Sun > imagination
Lucius Britannia > good answer
Duckeye > I've put with a lot of nutshots in my time, why do you think I normally wear a cup
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
HavvieG > It's like killing chickens with a flamethrower
HavvieG > It'll work really well if they'd just stay still
teealk > i do agree with u there
Liet > indeed, i can't wait till i don't have to rely on others to get shit done. trust me, i love you and jan, but as instant gratification goes, i love myself much better
shi'ako > fucker blockaid and i cant pass on it
Marux > is blockaid like coolaid?
Marux > is the koolaid man breaking your tank?
Drolyn > Oh yeah
Marux > whilst yelling OH YEAH
Marux > Question, what flavor is blockaid
Castanil > cherry
Marux > I like cherry
Drolyn > Death flavored
HeadJam > cherry is the perfect answer castanil
Marux > But does death taste like cherry?
HeadJam > if she died before popping it, ya
Draulin > going to have to get an explosive hardener..
Obsidian Hawk > I have an explosive hardener in my pants
Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
Angry Meatwad > o/ hello new corpmates
T'aun > o/ hey m8
Tsumai Kimari > o/
Tsumai Kimari > since we do need to haze the new guy, can anyone remember where we put the peanut-butter flavored KY and the rabid weasel?
Angry Meatwad > that is absurd
Tsumai Kimari > no
Tsumai Kimari > that's the welcoming committee
atsushi > hi mate
atsushi > dont listen to him. well if you are eating food that is
Tsumai Kimari > absurd is next week
Angry Meatwad > what happened to the good old days of being hit with old fish and paraded around in drag?
Tsumai Kimari > that's Goons
Angry Meatwad > ah
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