Duckeye > I've put with a lot of nutshots in my time, why do you think I normally wear a cup
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
HavvieG > It's like killing chickens with a flamethrower
HavvieG > It'll work really well if they'd just stay still
teealk > i do agree with u there
HavvieG > It'll work really well if they'd just stay still
teealk > i do agree with u there
Liet > indeed, i can't wait till i don't have to rely on others to get shit done. trust me, i love you and jan, but as instant gratification goes, i love myself much better
shi'ako > fucker blockaid and i cant pass on it
Marux > is blockaid like coolaid?
Marux > is the koolaid man breaking your tank?
Drolyn > Oh yeah
Marux > whilst yelling OH YEAH
Marux > Question, what flavor is blockaid
Castanil > cherry
Marux > I like cherry
Drolyn > Death flavored
HeadJam > cherry is the perfect answer castanil
Marux > But does death taste like cherry?
HeadJam > if she died before popping it, ya
Marux > is blockaid like coolaid?
Marux > is the koolaid man breaking your tank?
Drolyn > Oh yeah
Marux > whilst yelling OH YEAH
Marux > Question, what flavor is blockaid
Castanil > cherry
Marux > I like cherry
Drolyn > Death flavored
HeadJam > cherry is the perfect answer castanil
Marux > But does death taste like cherry?
HeadJam > if she died before popping it, ya
Draulin > going to have to get an explosive hardener..
Obsidian Hawk > I have an explosive hardener in my pants
Obsidian Hawk > I have an explosive hardener in my pants
Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
Angry Meatwad > o/ hello new corpmates
T'aun > o/ hey m8
Tsumai Kimari > o/
Tsumai Kimari > since we do need to haze the new guy, can anyone remember where we put the peanut-butter flavored KY and the rabid weasel?
Angry Meatwad > that is absurd
Tsumai Kimari > no
Tsumai Kimari > that's the welcoming committee
atsushi > hi mate
atsushi > dont listen to him. well if you are eating food that is
Tsumai Kimari > absurd is next week
Angry Meatwad > what happened to the good old days of being hit with old fish and paraded around in drag?
Tsumai Kimari > that's Goons
Angry Meatwad > ah
T'aun > o/ hey m8
Tsumai Kimari > o/
Tsumai Kimari > since we do need to haze the new guy, can anyone remember where we put the peanut-butter flavored KY and the rabid weasel?
Angry Meatwad > that is absurd
Tsumai Kimari > no
Tsumai Kimari > that's the welcoming committee
atsushi > hi mate
atsushi > dont listen to him. well if you are eating food that is
Tsumai Kimari > absurd is next week
Angry Meatwad > what happened to the good old days of being hit with old fish and paraded around in drag?
Tsumai Kimari > that's Goons
Angry Meatwad > ah
Jonathan Ryaul > Little known fact: [Lexiana Del'Amor] owns The Forge. when Jita is closed, it's coz she's washing her hair.
Hikari Okane > making isk in Jita is like taking candy from forum trolls
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw