Kinvaryn > so i came out of cloak 70km away from a belt...
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<adi112358> it's strange that playing eve makes one thing 30-50 AU is a short distance
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
YangTze Quan nudges eagle, "check out the sarah avatar - cute"
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Dryr Lint > guys I'm hallucinating in eve
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
<_1of9> im a "low maintenance" eve player :)
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
Staggerr > i love it when she has one of my balls in her mouth and she bites on that string that is connected to it
moo inc > want something done right yah gotta do it urself
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
Garth Alwin > i have acquired a caldari ct, large if anyone wants to buy it just make me an offer
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time