<+cougem> Kayosoni i split up with my gf today
<+cougem> comfort me
<&moocifer> :o
<&moocifer> so all those Nip chicks you could have had but didn't
<&moocifer> and now you can but its too late
<+cougem> I KNOW MOOCIFER
<+cougem> I KNOW
<&moocifer> hahhahahahah
<+cougem> on the last night there was this 27 year old doctor (who i thought was smoking hot when she was wearing a face mask, but when she took it off she had a weird mouth, but still wasnt bad) basically asked to come back to my room
<+cougem> i think my reply was like "sure, u can watch me pack"
<&moocifer> haha
<+cougem> i didnt meant to be so burn, i just panicked
<+Asestorian> n1 cougem
<PulsarSolaris> gj
<+cougem> comfort me
<&moocifer> :o
<&moocifer> so all those Nip chicks you could have had but didn't
<&moocifer> and now you can but its too late
<+cougem> I KNOW MOOCIFER
<+cougem> I KNOW
<&moocifer> hahhahahahah
<+cougem> on the last night there was this 27 year old doctor (who i thought was smoking hot when she was wearing a face mask, but when she took it off she had a weird mouth, but still wasnt bad) basically asked to come back to my room
<+cougem> i think my reply was like "sure, u can watch me pack"
<&moocifer> haha
<+cougem> i didnt meant to be so burn, i just panicked
<+Asestorian> n1 cougem
<PulsarSolaris> gj
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Check my corp history ^_-
Qitbuqa > slacker industries
Qitbuqa > :facepalm:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > /emote giggles > haha aye
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > what can I say, I love their brand of retardness
Qitbuqa > slacker industries
Qitbuqa > :facepalm:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > /emote giggles > haha aye
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > what can I say, I love their brand of retardness
<+cougem> so kike
<+cougem> *like
<+cougem> i went to the tourist centre yesterday and i found http://www.sydneyjewishmuseum.com.au/
<@HellGremlin> <cougem> so kike
<@HellGremlin> best freudian slip ever
<+cougem> *like
<+cougem> i went to the tourist centre yesterday and i found http://www.sydneyjewishmuseum.com.au/
<@HellGremlin> <cougem> so kike
<@HellGremlin> best freudian slip ever
K5Project > didn't you pick them up when you got gang rapeed by the black ops
Arvald > noooooo
K5Project > that was daft :P
Arvald > your mother was a whore
Arvald > i forgot the rest of the joke
Arvald > but fuck you im arvald
Arvald > noooooo
K5Project > that was daft :P
Arvald > your mother was a whore
Arvald > i forgot the rest of the joke
Arvald > but fuck you im arvald
Wrayeth > Okay, i'm going to loot and salvage these two sites, then say "fuck it".
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
<Darax> "Hail T2 ammo description now mentions the tracking speed penalty and the rage and capacitor penalties. This applies for all charge sizes of this ammo."
* Darax didnt know there was rage penalties
<Darax> ARH THIS AMMO MAKES ME ANGRY!
* Darax didnt know there was rage penalties
<Darax> ARH THIS AMMO MAKES ME ANGRY!
XyresicPsych > Okay guys.. I just dropped a motorcycle on my leg and pretty sure I broke it.. hobbling off the ER now catch yas later.
Kinvaryn > so i came out of cloak 70km away from a belt...
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Farfnarr > I hear baby is tasty. it's the other other white meat...
qasdfdsaq > whats the first white meat?
Yaroka > Amaar
qasdfdsaq > whats the first white meat?
Yaroka > Amaar