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Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
YangTze Quan nudges eagle, "check out the sarah avatar - cute"
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Lothros Andastar > i once sprained my thumb
Lothros Andastar > thats my worst fapping injury
<+cougem> Asestorian hasnt spoken in days
<+cougem> which is good because it means uni is probably fun
<+cougem> or he is dead
<%xiaodown> both good options, tbh.
<+cougem> yeah
<+cougem> he died how he'd have wanted
<+cougem> 19 and idling on irc
Korovyov > Easy as...
Bethany Blaze > Bananas?
Korovyov > only if they're firm
Bethany Blaze > Mmmmmm...
Nektuu > lol I am not a frog
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
<_1of9> im a "low maintenance" eve player :)
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
moo inc > want something done right yah gotta do it urself
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
Garth Alwin > i have acquired a caldari ct, large if anyone wants to buy it just make me an offer
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time
Azia Burgi > oh bugger it
Azia Burgi > the bloody clocks just went back didn't they?
Carlo Curiosus > looks like it
Azia Burgi > i've already had this hour of sleeplessness :(
Ned Hamford > Its my birthday in England
Ned Hamford > still waiting for eastern time tho
Azia Burgi > you get an extra hour for your birthday?
Ned Hamford > Yup
Azia Burgi > how are you going to spend it?
Ned Hamford > playing Aion
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