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Shova'k > http://media.fukung.net/images/9087/donotmolest2.jpg
Par'Gellen > molesting gators is a big problem here in florida
Par'Gellen > at least twice a week someone here in town tries to give one a handjob
Shamahr Hakeime > Greeks have been making wine for nearly 3000 years
Shamahr Hakeime > so they should be good at it
Syme > the French have been fighting continuously for over 1000 years, doesn't make them good at it :)
Shamahr Hakeime > yeah but they kept losing
Shamahr Hakeime > you can't lose a fight with wine
Shamahr Hakeime > just with the pavement after drinking it
Mr_M > meh... I need to reboot a computer, but I don't want to
Mr_M > Woho! Hotswapping
*** Mr_M quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
*** Mr_M joined #agony
Mr_M > Nope.... couldn't hotswap that computer
Larg_Kellein > yeah, we noticed
Andreus Ixiris > OK, my game crashed, and now I somehow have a dark red standing TO MYSELF
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Lirael Dyrim > they come into barl at 23:00 gmt every day
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|
Baneful > I'm never going to leave this corp. I should just tattoo the corp logo to my ass.
Zecks Marquise > And are you going to do Siigari's name on your other cheek?
Siigari Kitawa > Nobody is putting me on their ass, ever.
Commander A9 > so monk, what might you want me to do with these blood raider Militants?
Facist Monk > see how many of them you can fit into a smart car?
Shadow XII > Living in Delve is like being a proctologist.
Shadow XII > Nobody aspires to it, you just somehow end up there.
Lake: loci - ya, sorry for the hold up tonight.
loci_sabage: It's cool, wasn't like I had a hot date or anything
Lake: You had dinner with fred? Dinner alone? Watching TV alone? Or were you going to sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria's secret catalog? ... Sears catalog? Sorry, you don't deserve this kind of shabby treatement.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Everyone have a nice christmas?
Norrin Ellis > 'Twas nice and peaceful. My brother got appendicitis for Christmas, though. Had an appendectomy this morning.
Uraniae Fehrnah > That's not the best of presents.
Norrin Ellis > That's what he gets for being naughty, I guess. He spent the summer in jail.
Norrin Ellis > :P
Uraniae Fehrnah > Santa's getting a bit bitter. Back in my day it was just coal if you were naughty.
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