Lia'Vael > dont get me wrong I'd totally shoot you for the lulz but kicking the dog doesnt pay the bills
Andreus Ixiris > OK, my game crashed, and now I somehow have a dark red standing TO MYSELF
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Shadow XII > Living in Delve is like being a proctologist.
Shadow XII > Nobody aspires to it, you just somehow end up there.
Shadow XII > Nobody aspires to it, you just somehow end up there.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Everyone have a nice christmas?
Norrin Ellis > 'Twas nice and peaceful. My brother got appendicitis for Christmas, though. Had an appendectomy this morning.
Uraniae Fehrnah > That's not the best of presents.
Norrin Ellis > That's what he gets for being naughty, I guess. He spent the summer in jail.
Norrin Ellis > :P
Uraniae Fehrnah > Santa's getting a bit bitter. Back in my day it was just coal if you were naughty.
Norrin Ellis > 'Twas nice and peaceful. My brother got appendicitis for Christmas, though. Had an appendectomy this morning.
Uraniae Fehrnah > That's not the best of presents.
Norrin Ellis > That's what he gets for being naughty, I guess. He spent the summer in jail.
Norrin Ellis > :P
Uraniae Fehrnah > Santa's getting a bit bitter. Back in my day it was just coal if you were naughty.
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Abulurd Boniface: I've been in EVE for 3 1/2 years and I've never killed anyone.
frogzuk: god this dude needs his pew pew virginity broken ....
neotin nahrain: yeap , use condomed titanium sabot the first time
frogzuk: god this dude needs his pew pew virginity broken ....
neotin nahrain: yeap , use condomed titanium sabot the first time
Avarice Lorelei > I used to be a combat pilot
Avarice Lorelei > then I took an arrow to the knee
Avarice Lorelei > now I'm a fucking AWESOME combat pilot
Avarice Lorelei > then I took an arrow to the knee
Avarice Lorelei > now I'm a fucking AWESOME combat pilot
Aesgoroth > what i cant seem to undock
Tristan Acoma > perhaps you should get in a ship first
Tristan Acoma > perhaps you should get in a ship first
Mia Trouble > actually its pretty much open scope whith pve and pvp which makes it interesting and caters to both sides only pvp is more saafe than pve
Mia Trouble > The irony
Raz Lictor > "pvp is more safe than pve"
Raz Lictor > -.-
Unoriginal Name02 > pvp is inherently less safe..
Mia Trouble > Yeah it was a kinda metafore Raz
Raz Lictor > Does "metafore" mean wrong?
Mia Trouble > No but look at it from this angle if your into pvp your safe as in you can do it almost freely but pve is open to attack at any time
Unoriginal Name02 > .....
Raz Lictor > I'm too tired for this level of inanity.
Unoriginal Name02 > Because....when you pvp....you are safe from attack.....wut
Mia Trouble > The irony
Raz Lictor > "pvp is more safe than pve"
Raz Lictor > -.-
Unoriginal Name02 > pvp is inherently less safe..
Mia Trouble > Yeah it was a kinda metafore Raz
Raz Lictor > Does "metafore" mean wrong?
Mia Trouble > No but look at it from this angle if your into pvp your safe as in you can do it almost freely but pve is open to attack at any time
Unoriginal Name02 > .....
Raz Lictor > I'm too tired for this level of inanity.
Unoriginal Name02 > Because....when you pvp....you are safe from attack.....wut
BlackRobin > you want some of me (Eisenhorn Blackmoor)?
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods