2ndAdam > I log on and one of my directors tells me he accidentally got the corp set red to CVA by killing 16 of them.
Shadow XII > How do you 'accidentally' murder sixteen people?
Shadow XII > How do you 'accidentally' murder sixteen people?
ROHNIKA KHAN > brb need more alchole
ROHNIKA KHAN > alcohole
ROHNIKA KHAN > alkcohole
ROHNIKA KHAN > drinks
fastad > tbh you look like you've had enough :p
ROHNIKA KHAN > alcohole
ROHNIKA KHAN > alkcohole
ROHNIKA KHAN > drinks
fastad > tbh you look like you've had enough :p
Dragon Rider1 > EVE is a sandbox and in that sandbox it is perfectly okay, and accepted, to kick sand in someone's eyes; then spray them with a flamethrower for added effect, while taking their bucket & shovel.
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Darkened Dawn > drone boat - mini cooper of ships
jibbijun > ishkur is a clown car lol
Captain Da > yeah, but it's full of murderous clowns that can rape your face
jibbijun > lol
Captain Da > AND THEY CAN FLY!
jibbijun > ishkur is a clown car lol
Captain Da > yeah, but it's full of murderous clowns that can rape your face
jibbijun > lol
Captain Da > AND THEY CAN FLY!
crestia > hold on i have to fix my mic real quick
Khai > yeah that was the opposite of fixing it
crestia > ok i ll try again
Khai > try not keeping it in your anus when you tazer yourself
SunTsu Rae > I . can't . breathe
Khai > yeah that was the opposite of fixing it
crestia > ok i ll try again
Khai > try not keeping it in your anus when you tazer yourself
SunTsu Rae > I . can't . breathe
ITSAIndustrial Corp > once scammed a guy for 399mill on a standard implant. He mailed and demanded the money back for the implant
ITSAIndustrial Corp > so he wrote a free form contract to me.
ITSAIndustrial Corp > but he wrote it wrong and gave me the implant and 399 million more ISK
ITSAIndustrial Corp > so he wrote a free form contract to me.
ITSAIndustrial Corp > but he wrote it wrong and gave me the implant and 399 million more ISK
Knyghtshade > i want a woman like eve, goes down on me in the middle of the day for no reason and without warning
Sazchu > I am quitting eve, after selling almost everything i had i have just over 34 billion ISK. Send me any amount of ISK and i will send it x3 back.Only once per person. More info in my Bio.
Nerzuhl > Right good one, 2004 called, they want their old scams back.
Sazchu > you mean 2002 right?
Nerzuhl > EVE didn't exist in 2002
Sazchu > so you think this was born in eve?
Nerzuhl > so you admit it is a scam?
-silence for about a minute -
Nerzuhl > oopsie.... ^^
Nerzuhl > HE shoots... He scores.... Boooojaaahhhh.
Sazchu leaves local.
Nerzuhl > Right good one, 2004 called, they want their old scams back.
Sazchu > you mean 2002 right?
Nerzuhl > EVE didn't exist in 2002
Sazchu > so you think this was born in eve?
Nerzuhl > so you admit it is a scam?
-silence for about a minute -
Nerzuhl > oopsie.... ^^
Nerzuhl > HE shoots... He scores.... Boooojaaahhhh.
Sazchu leaves local.
16:22:15] Iluv2build > What happens if I attack this space station?!?
[16:22:28] ISD Arooga > iLuv - you will die horribly
[16:23:52] Iluv2build > wtf i died
[16:22:28] ISD Arooga > iLuv - you will die horribly
[16:23:52] Iluv2build > wtf i died