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Cadman Weyland > mc ? why we are simple miners
DigitalCommunist > MC WILL BURN BLARGH ARHARHGLHHGL
ImACrunchyNut > you stole molle's veldespar
Al'Gouhti > dont u know miners are the worst kind
ImACrunchyNut > he was farming it
Seagon > brb gonna take a leak :p
Hamramone > lol
Mina Mysdrial > Aim away from your hands.
Hamramone > or ur pants
Razzy > remember just cos you got your hands wet doesnt mean you have washed them :P
Seagon > wanna shake on that? :p
aldebaran asteroth > wherei can find implants cheap price?
Uric Helfast > same place you find the unicorns and talking tomatoes
Subduer > Battle on Dudes :)
Devil Ray > By the way i'm selling a talking tomato riding a unicorn
teillk > ohhh i want it!!
Teillk > it must be mexican eh?
Devil Ray > It's at least a billion isk worth
Teillk > lol...
Miloxin > Silly, Tomatoes can't ride
Devil Ray > Aye, the tomato likes to say "Caramba"
Sin Stalker > Jose Jalapeno... on a stick
Devil Ray > While the unicorn says "No sir, he didn't like it"
Iatnuolas > azia you do not seem tu understand
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Donna Darko > today i think i'll meet my second officer spawn in my life
Donna Darko > the first one ended up rather badly, so i have a debt to pay
Joerd Toastius > would be nice
Donna Darko > yes indeed
Donna Darko > i should have a little GM pocket-friend
Donna Darko > "Today I need to feel lucky... what can you do about it? - Leave that in my hands.... :D"
Donna Darko > *POUFF* belt full of battleships "Have fun! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrghh"
Donna Darko > omg even my fantasies are becoming nightmares about losing my ships.....
RESIN CrazyNutZ: CrazyNutZ > sup
Jadzia Hatrley > hello
CrazyNutZ > Jadzia Hatrley > crazy mate
Jadzia Hatrley > I thought I better say hello as seing as you all ways come over to my place
CrazyNutZ > tde or ug?
Jadzia Hatrley > tde
CrazyNutZ > rgr that, ill make sure to wave at you in local next time too
CrazyNutZ > wanna be friends?
Jadzia Hatrley > I'll meet up with you at the 2.1 moon in tde
CrazyNutZ > ok
CrazyNutZ > ill bring the weed
CrazyNutZ > you've got a bong? or least a deece pipe
mirel yirrin > Hmm...I hit random on omgrawr and I got 7 quotes about wanking and one full of Gay innuendo.
mirel yirrin > Whats it trying to tell me??
boulette > marko you need a dictor?
Marko Debreault > no?
Marko Debreault > I mean, sure?
boulette > yes!
Marko Debreault > like a fish needs a bicycle, baby
boulette > i know you do
boulette > you would be suprise marko fishes like to bicycle :P
Kragis > on a side note I have a huge cut on the side of my nose
Alente Galfaros > aw poor Kragis
DarkMaruader > *plays kragis a sad song
Kragis > it's gushing with blood currently
Alente Galfaros > why?
Alente Galfaros > what the hell you done?
Kragis > shaving
Alente Galfaros > picked your nose with a screwdriver?
Sa Angrael > ROFL
DarkMaruader > ...................
Alente Galfaros > nose?
DarkMaruader > not even going there
Alente Galfaros > shaving@?
Kragis > the fecking razor slipped
Alente Galfaros > if you have excess nasal hair, you should you clippers:P
Ozark06 > why don't you pop that flashing hauler?
Ozark06 > or was he too good?
Minuteman > I have epilepsy.
Minuteman > Flashing would make me have a seizure.
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