CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Vasili Z > I wanna do a lot of things
Vasili Z > like your mom
Vasili Z > your sister
Vasili Z > your aunt
Nipplator > my aunt is dead
Rellazi > That is why he wants to do her.
Nipplator > nice
Vasili Z > like your mom
Vasili Z > your sister
Vasili Z > your aunt
Nipplator > my aunt is dead
Rellazi > That is why he wants to do her.
Nipplator > nice
QTab > you wan't to find a hyperion and a domi ?? just dangle a piece of blue cheese on the end of some string around the system .... gallente nav systems auto warp to it if it gets withing 4 AU or so
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Gamaroth > Hmmm....random thought. Eve the board game. Would it be like battle ship "D-12" "You just sank my amarr battleship!"
Monopoly, "you just landed on my jita with three POS, the rent is 2bil isk"
Gamaroth > or like life "Sweet, I get a card." "Gate camp, you get podded and you forgot to upgrade your clone, go back 5 spaces and lose all implants and ship, noob"
Tahkayun > Lol, That is made of win
Gamaroth > for the monopoly, think you would have real life instead of jail. Of course there is the get out of responsabilities free card
Monopoly, "you just landed on my jita with three POS, the rent is 2bil isk"
Gamaroth > or like life "Sweet, I get a card." "Gate camp, you get podded and you forgot to upgrade your clone, go back 5 spaces and lose all implants and ship, noob"
Tahkayun > Lol, That is made of win
Gamaroth > for the monopoly, think you would have real life instead of jail. Of course there is the get out of responsabilities free card
Jarel Moor > who the hll put Cruise missles in my drake
Komi Toran > Probably a Raven...
Komi Toran > Probably a Raven...
Discrodia > hmm.... EVE needs Nuka-Cola (fallout joke)
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
Rudolfus > I have to leave soon, my relationship is suffering atm :-/
Rudolfus > but then again, who needs girls when you've got a bunch of sweaty nerds with internet spaceships?
Rudolfus > but then again, who needs girls when you've got a bunch of sweaty nerds with internet spaceships?
Frantico Btw i will post pics got a tatto time in about 4 weeks to tatto in "those taht fail to adapt Become vicitms of evolution"
Frantico :P
Theo i hope you had your spelling checked before they cut it into your back side...
Frantico :P
Theo i hope you had your spelling checked before they cut it into your back side...
<Groves> hey if i made a game with a larger universe than eve, would they change the site from saying "the world's largest game universe" or would they just come break my legs and trash my pc's?
<Evelgrivion> both
<Evelgrivion> both