ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
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Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
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Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Darius Blade > you do know there's a game attached to this chat window, right?
Gil Gerard > damn. apparently i've had enough eve for now.
Hephaestus Liber > K, catch ya tomorrow night
Gil Gerard > oh i'll be back on later when she falls asleep
Hephaestus Liber > K, catch ya tomorrow night
Gil Gerard > oh i'll be back on later when she falls asleep
Dead Rickman > to where?
slayer ferral > sobaseki x - moon 1 - nazi assembly plant
Azia Burgi > nazi?
slayer ferral > navy
slayer ferral > i meant navy
slayer ferral > sobaseki x - moon 1 - nazi assembly plant
Azia Burgi > nazi?
slayer ferral > navy
slayer ferral > i meant navy
Zorac Amarr > Illy, read Sun Tzu
Illystin De'Vir > I have an autographed copy actually.
Zorac Amarr > umm, autographed by the translator?
Illystin De'Vir > nah, I autographed it myself
Illystin De'Vir > I have an autographed copy actually.
Zorac Amarr > umm, autographed by the translator?
Illystin De'Vir > nah, I autographed it myself
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....
Tareen Kashaar > Amarria, would it be possible for me to order an absolution? *does the puppy eyes*
* Amarria Lightwielder gets the shotgun
Tareen Kashaar > what... you a cat person?
* Amarria Lightwielder gets the shotgun
Tareen Kashaar > what... you a cat person?
Kassand > lol they are camping the station im in
Kassand > gunna make a runner
Kassand > boo they stole my cargo container
Kassand > now i have kill rights.. not that thats gunna help rofl
Detrevni > blew it
Detrevni > actually
Detrevni > :P
Kassand > grats on gaining -10 for your corp
Detrevni > one person
Detrevni > -10
Admiral Feelgood > trust me, i'm mortally wounded
Detrevni > Have a nice hiot cup of WHOGIVESAFUCK :D
Admiral Feelgood > hiot?
Detrevni > yes
Detrevni > hotter that hot
Admiral Feelgood > ..k
Detrevni > hiot
Detrevni >
Admiral Feelgood > i wish i was hiot
Detrevni > lolz
Detrevni > this is space noob
Admiral Feelgood > what?
Detrevni > nothing's hot unless it's in a cup
Admiral Feelgood > but i'm in a spaceship
Detrevni > is that a cup?
Detrevni > no.
Admiral Feelgood > a pod is more enclosed than a cup
Admiral Feelgood > cups let heat escape
Detrevni > not space cups
Admiral Feelgood > i think you mean space thermoses
Detrevni > No.
Detrevni > Space cups.
Admiral Feelgood > are there space noodles?
Detrevni > in space ramen, yes
Admiral Feelgood > where did space ramen come from
Detrevni > Space kitchens
Detrevni > same place as the space cups
Admiral Feelgood > you're a space moron
Detrevni > :D
Kassand > gunna make a runner
Kassand > boo they stole my cargo container
Kassand > now i have kill rights.. not that thats gunna help rofl
Detrevni > blew it
Detrevni > actually
Detrevni > :P
Kassand > grats on gaining -10 for your corp
Detrevni > one person
Detrevni > -10
Admiral Feelgood > trust me, i'm mortally wounded
Detrevni > Have a nice hiot cup of WHOGIVESAFUCK :D
Admiral Feelgood > hiot?
Detrevni > yes
Detrevni > hotter that hot
Admiral Feelgood > ..k
Detrevni > hiot
Detrevni >
Admiral Feelgood > i wish i was hiot
Detrevni > lolz
Detrevni > this is space noob
Admiral Feelgood > what?
Detrevni > nothing's hot unless it's in a cup
Admiral Feelgood > but i'm in a spaceship
Detrevni > is that a cup?
Detrevni > no.
Admiral Feelgood > a pod is more enclosed than a cup
Admiral Feelgood > cups let heat escape
Detrevni > not space cups
Admiral Feelgood > i think you mean space thermoses
Detrevni > No.
Detrevni > Space cups.
Admiral Feelgood > are there space noodles?
Detrevni > in space ramen, yes
Admiral Feelgood > where did space ramen come from
Detrevni > Space kitchens
Detrevni > same place as the space cups
Admiral Feelgood > you're a space moron
Detrevni > :D
RevenG Absolut > So, I'm trying my luck at cures now
RevenG Absolut > I currently have a teabag on my forehead =P
Mike Yagon > Cures?
Mike Yagon > o.O
RevenG Absolut > bug bite
Mike Yagon > Getting teabagged eh
RevenG Absolut > yeah
RevenG Absolut > don't ask
RevenG Absolut > ...
RevenG Absolut > NO
RevenG Absolut > DANGET!
RevenG Absolut > I swear, if I ever see that quoted, you shall die
RevenG Absolut > I currently have a teabag on my forehead =P
Mike Yagon > Cures?
Mike Yagon > o.O
RevenG Absolut > bug bite
Mike Yagon > Getting teabagged eh
RevenG Absolut > yeah
RevenG Absolut > don't ask
RevenG Absolut > ...
RevenG Absolut > NO
RevenG Absolut > DANGET!
RevenG Absolut > I swear, if I ever see that quoted, you shall die
Jaldarr > hi guys, how do i get mty corp out of an alliance?
Evil Pookie > kill people who are blue to you
Evil Pookie > kill people who are blue to you