Coarse Beach > best i ever heard was just last week though, i'm asking a guy in intel what killed him after he reported his death to a camp. he says, "there was 6 of them", i ask if he got shiptypes, he says "yes, 5 boucers and an ishtar"
Black Prince > I got bailed up by a "sponsor an african child" person in the mall the other day. I tried to tell them that they should leave natural selection take its course and she looked at me like I'd just dropped my duds and dropped a ripe one on the floor.
Thorengard > k, i'm uncocked
Thorengard > undocked*
Thorengard > that didn't happen
Thorengard > you saw nothing
Thorengard > undocked*
Thorengard > that didn't happen
Thorengard > you saw nothing
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Shadow Driver > I get a kick out of the fact that they're campin' a lowsec gate with a Mom! Good grief....
nemmes > my mom would be an awesome gate-camper
nemmes > my friends have trouble getting through our front door
nemmes > my mom would be an awesome gate-camper
nemmes > my friends have trouble getting through our front door
Tsia > then saturday night im staying at deathcore's!
Tyr Vaantau > I work in a convenience store
Tyr Vaantau > for Hard Gay Sex
Tyr Vaantau > wait don't join those two statements
Tyr Vaantau > I work in a convenience store
Tyr Vaantau > for Hard Gay Sex
Tyr Vaantau > wait don't join those two statements
Endo Fukumaru > man i wish i had a thorax
Reachok > so you're all just hips and shoulders?
Reachok > so you're all just hips and shoulders?
Belfalas > 300 couldn't have been filmed in eve
Belfalas > the node would have crashed :D
Belfalas > the node would have crashed :D
FortunrTrip > how do i board frozen corpse ?
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
SussFreeK > Blaxxor in QR-K85...FoF?
Random > I'm gonna go with F
Lamasca > nope.. F
SussFreeK > ILL KILL YOU BOTH!!
Random > I'm gonna go with F
Lamasca > nope.. F
SussFreeK > ILL KILL YOU BOTH!!