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Snoopy11 > if we get 200 people I will sing us rebeca black - friday on coms
Super Skunk > yerrrrrr
Helja Helsdottir > and after THAT the fleet will be empty
danmman > ok i entered everything and it said the value you entered is too short?
jih chop > She actually <i>SAID </i>That?!
jih chop > dude, that's cold
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Eric Lancier > Hi Korinne, how's you?
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
RESPAWN AGAIN > except i keep blowing my loads on new ships
Real Poison > fleet will be forming 5 mnutes ago, so everyone travel back in time and get in fleet
Beckie DeLey > i made good money with all kinds of hybrid weapons lately, but they all pale to what i earned with high heels
Brock Nelson > im curious as to how an erebus can dock
Brock Nelson > ccp is getting ready to fuck us up when the time has come
Brock Nelson > operation docked erebus will rain fire down on the federation
Thoraemond > From <i>within </i>the stations!
Brock Nelson > scientist find that 234 erebus is enough to move the station
Brock Nelson > that's no moon...
Thoraemond > The call is coming... from <i>inside </i>the station!
Brock Nelson > that's a docked erebus!
Zeta Zhul > pity when people were first thinking about quantum mechanics they used a cat instead of boobies. Schrodinger's Boobs would be a lot more interesting as the title for a class.
Zeta Zhul > just thinking about what guys will go through for the hope of boobies. lol
Brock Nelson > wait, how do you put a boob in a box?
Brock Nelson > and will the first observer get a hardon if he feels the boob?
Brock Nelson > the second observer will look at his hardon and determine if the boob is still fresh or not
AGLAIA Thaleia > this convo is getting to weird for me, I'm out
Zeta Zhul > this is another fine mess you got me into Brock. lol
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