Danny John-Peter > sig tanking allows you to avoid damage, because of transversal
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
<Ulviirala> Entity, on a scale from 1 to 10, how anal are you feeling today?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
Samantha Achasse > 1 au = 149.000.000 km
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
RichardMartin > [17:22:49] ammella > jebem ti mater
RichardMartin > [17:23:55] ammella > bastard
RichardMartin > [17:24:03] ammella > matherf..
RichardMartin > I think i get the drift
Cal Stantson > Google translate suggests it's Maltese but doesn't know what it means.
Val Erian > i can guess
Val Erian > tho thats the biggest hit
Cal Stantson > The only question is what "jebem" means.
Cal Stantson > Ah, UrbanDictionary has it as fuck your mother in slovenian.
Val Erian > .. I'll call Mum
Val Erian > she wants to date again
RichardMartin > [17:23:55] ammella > bastard
RichardMartin > [17:24:03] ammella > matherf..
RichardMartin > I think i get the drift
Cal Stantson > Google translate suggests it's Maltese but doesn't know what it means.
Val Erian > i can guess
Val Erian > tho thats the biggest hit
Cal Stantson > The only question is what "jebem" means.
Cal Stantson > Ah, UrbanDictionary has it as fuck your mother in slovenian.
Val Erian > .. I'll call Mum
Val Erian > she wants to date again
Von Krukov > it was the largest battle up to that point and only the 3rd battle in history to use steel hulled ships
Von Krukov > the sino-japanese war was the first to use the newer ships
Von Krukov > i mean russo-japanese war
Dantes Wolf > i gotta work on my history - its good stuff, and safe, as its in the past, wont be the first guy starting to poke into it for those reasons
Von Krukov > lol heres the battle report:
Von Krukov > Casualties and losses
6,094 killed
674 wounded
177 captured
3 battlecruisers
3 armoured cruisers
8 destroyers
(113,300 tons sunk)[2] 2,551 killed
507 wounded
1 pre-dreadnought
1 battlecruiser
4 light cruisers<...
Von Krukov > check this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jutland
Dantes Wolf > shit, thought that was a goon loadout xD
Von Krukov > the sino-japanese war was the first to use the newer ships
Von Krukov > i mean russo-japanese war
Dantes Wolf > i gotta work on my history - its good stuff, and safe, as its in the past, wont be the first guy starting to poke into it for those reasons
Von Krukov > lol heres the battle report:
Von Krukov > Casualties and losses
6,094 killed
674 wounded
177 captured
3 battlecruisers
3 armoured cruisers
8 destroyers
(113,300 tons sunk)[2] 2,551 killed
507 wounded
1 pre-dreadnought
1 battlecruiser
4 light cruisers<...
Von Krukov > check this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jutland
Dantes Wolf > shit, thought that was a goon loadout xD
Mircail Induli > I just want a scanning ship. just set this toon up to run vigil ninja salvage fit but a scanning ship would come in handy too.
Pinstar Colton > Can't go wrong with the probe then.
G Greb > lol
Amanda Orpal > if it's an anal probe II you can
G Greb > I love anal probing my girlfriend, then I scan all over her back.
Mircail Induli > turn her over and learn to do it right!
Pinstar Colton > Trying to find her unstable wormhole?
Amanda Orpal > yeah those low angle dscans are fun
Amanda Orpal > my wife always hits me with non-targeted interdiction when i try probe for a wormhole into her system
G Greb > Have you tried to passively target her?
Pinstar Colton > Can't go wrong with the probe then.
G Greb > lol
Amanda Orpal > if it's an anal probe II you can
G Greb > I love anal probing my girlfriend, then I scan all over her back.
Mircail Induli > turn her over and learn to do it right!
Pinstar Colton > Trying to find her unstable wormhole?
Amanda Orpal > yeah those low angle dscans are fun
Amanda Orpal > my wife always hits me with non-targeted interdiction when i try probe for a wormhole into her system
G Greb > Have you tried to passively target her?
Ushwi Hobak > can you type one sentence w/o a type?
Ushwi Hobak > typo*
Ushwi Hobak > typo*
Ronny Vengeance > i got my pocket knife stuck on my braces via its keyring
Ronny Vengeance > brb
Ronny Vengeance > brb
Beidorion eldwardan > how long do we still wait
2shay2 > till you get bored and then add a few hours
2shay2 > start watching the lord of the rings trilogy we may be lucky he may log on sometime in the third film
2shay2 > till you get bored and then add a few hours
2shay2 > start watching the lord of the rings trilogy we may be lucky he may log on sometime in the third film